SSB RANDOMNESS

Elements

Blaze: Random question, but if you could choose an elemental power, what would it be? And why?

Ike: Probably rock... It just suits me...

Link: Uhh... Water? Because... Water?

Summer: I have water already... Wait Link *looks at him*

Pit: Wind, so I could fly!!

Red: ...

Taylor: Time. Because-

Blaze: Time? That's not an element.

Taylor: Yes it is.

Toon: I'd control plants because flowers. And I like the forest.

Blaze and Taylor: *still arguing*

Marth: I'd probably choose fire...

Blaze: *holding Taylor by the collar but drops him*

Taylor: Oow...

Blaze: Why?

Marth: Caaause...

Blaze: It doesn't matter anyway! It was just a question!

Ike: *puts a gigantic rock on a hill*

Link: Ooh...

Blaze: I said it was just a question!

Ike: *turns rock into a throne*

Pit: *flies* IT WORKED!!! *crashes into Ike*

Link: *splashes Toon with water*

Toon: *slaps him with a fish*

Red: What? What does that have to do with your- *turns into a baby*

Taylor: *slows down the water mid-air as it comes towards him, moves out of the way*

Blaze: What!? Taylor can't have time; it's not an element!!

Ike: *building a tower*

Link: *throws the same water balloon at Toon over and over again*

Toon: *builds a forest around Ike's hill*

Marth: *burns things*

Taylor: *making things go in slow motion*

Blaze: *growls*

Everything: *goes back to normal*

Ike: Aw, my tower...

Toon: My forest!

Link: Taylor, I will kill you!

Taylor: Aah! I don't have my powers!!

Marth: Aw... I was having fun.

Pit: I can't fly any more!

Blaze: Too bad.

Red: Why am I still a baby?

Summer: You always were.

Red: *rage quits*