SSB RANDOMNESS

Toon's turn

Blaze: Now that the issue with all the Marths is solved, we'll go back to our quote unquote normal lives.

Ike: What did you do with them??

(Flashback)

Blaze: Hello, random fangirl!

Fangirl: Hi!!

Blaze: *pushes Marth forward* Here, take this.

Fangirl 2: *gasps* OMG!!

Fangirl 3: I want to use him for my fanfiction!!

Fangirls: *start screaming and crowd him*

Blaze: Girls, girls, you each get one!!

(Ends mid-shriek)

Blaze: Nothing.

All: ...

Blaze: Now, behave. Also, I've put a lock on the basement door.

All: ...

Blaze: *teleports to J4F*

Pit: I'm bored.

~ ~ ~ Five Minutes Later ~ ~ ~

Toon: *wearing helmet* Okay, go!!

Pit, Link and Marth: *salute*

Ike: *pushes mattress down stairs*

Toon: YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!

Pit: My turn! *falls down stairs*

All: O.O

Marth and Link: *start laughing*

Pit: Yay!! *falls on his face*

Marth: If we get the hose through your bedroom window and at the top of the stairs, we could probably have a waterslide...

Link: Hmm...

Toon: *throwing cheese at Pit*

Ike: Stop throwing cheese at Pit!

Basement lock: *clicks*

All: O.O

Link: That was the password?

Toon: *runs into the basement*

Ike: No!

All: *run after him*

Toon: *jumps in machine* It's my turn!!

Link: No...

Toon: I want 15 clones!! And... Could you possibly give them an assortment of powers?

Machine: Your request has been processed.

Link: No, no, no...

Ike: Run.

Toon: Mwa ha ha >:3

((Time Skip))

5 Toons: *playing tag on the roof*

Toon 2: I'll get you!

Toon 3: No you won't!

Toon 6: How did you guys get up there? You'll fall down! Come off! Ah, why is this happening *freaking out*

Ike and Link: *also freaking out*

Pit: *blindfolded and being spinned around by 7 Toons* This is fun! Let's keep them!!

Marth: *defensively holding a baseball bat* No!!

Toon: *making more clones*

Blaze: *walks in* I detected a conflict in my wor- AAAHHH!!!!

Toons: *running around*

Toon 95: *on top of a telephone pole*

Toon 86: Whee!! *bouncing on a huge trampoline*

Toons 45-58: *get on the trampoline*

Blaze: TOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toon 12: *running in circles around Ike*

Toons 18-30: *join him*

Ike: You guys are making me dizzy!! *runs away, but they follow*

Toons 62-80: *singing in unison* GONNA LET IT BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN!!!

Toon 59: *sets Toon 72 on fire*

Toon 72: *screams and runs past Blaze, setting everything in his path on fire*

Pit: *stumbling after the Toons*

Everything: *chaotic*

Blaze: EVERY TOON, COME HERE!!

Toon 95: *falls off of the telephone pole*

Toon 72: *stands there looking up at her, just on fire*

Toon 6: *pours water on him*

Toon 1-5: *fall off of the roof*

All: *standing around Blaze, staring at her, blink at the same time*

Marth: *gives her the baseball bat*

Toon: *comes upstairs with three other Toons* *sees Blaze* O.O *runs back down*

Blaze: You all, come. *teleports with all 98 Toons*

All: ...

Toon: Aw...

Door to basement: *relocks*

Toon: Stop throwing cheese at Pit!

Door: The passcode to the door lock changes every other hour.

Toon: Aw...