SSB RANDOMNESS

Ike(s)

Link: I brought the machine upstairs!!

Marth: What's the hourly passcode?

Link: I want a banana 13 42 89.

Lock: *clicks*

All: ...

Link: Anyway, I brought it upstairs.

Ike: Why would you do that? *takes it away but it falls on the floor, and he falls in*

Link: No...

Ike: *crosses arms* You're in so much trouble.

Machine: Thirty-two clones in process.

Ike: What? I didn't even say-

Ike's: *appear standing against the wall* ...

Ike: ...

Ike's: ...

All: ...

Pit: Hi, Ike!

Ike's: *all blink in response*

Toon: They're boring.

Ike: *gets out of machine* Are you saying that I'm boring?

Toon: Kinda, yeah.

Ike: Guys, stop being boring.

Ike 28: What do we do?

Ike 31: Don't let them decide what to do. They'll end up in trouble.

Ike's: *start agreeing*

Basketball: *flies down through the roof*

Ike 12: *gets hit in the head but doesn't budge*

All: O.o

Marth: You. Do something.

Ike 23: I am. I'm standing.

Marth: Sit down.

Ike 10: Have you ever seen Ike sit?

Toon: Barely.

Ike 5: The point.

Link: *accidentally releases arrow*

Arrow: *lodges into Ike 29's head*

Ike: O.O

Ike's: *turn their heads to look at him*

Ike 29: Meh. *walks away*

Blaze: *comes in* What's u- oh my gosh...

Basketball: Hi Blaze!

All: *jump*

Blaze: You're not in this book, basketball! *kicks him out of the window* Now. Ike, what is this?

Ike: I fell in.

Blaze: Okay.

Marth: *wtf face*

All Ike's: *look at her and blink at the same time*

Blaze: Okay, that's creepy.

Toon: Btw, what did you do with my clones?

Blaze: I'm making an army in another world.

Toon: Cool.

Blaze: Why is my machine upstairs?

Ikes: Link.

Blaze: *glares at Link*

Link: What?

Blaze: My machine is loyal.

Ike 31: then why did it make other clones?

Blaze: My entertainment. Tbh my life is really boring. Now, come with me.

All Ike's: Byyyyeee.