SSB RANDOMNESS

Crossy Road

Ike: It never says when we come back from the sunset. How do you even run into the sunset?

Blaze: Ike, stop being logical.

Pit: *rainbows* I'm a unicorn! Fluffily fluffily fluffing fluff fluffy uni- *derp*

Marth: You're just jealous because you got run over by a car.

Ike: I AM NOT!! 💢

Link: GRANDMA GOT-

Marth: Kill me now.

Pit: *grabs hammer* I am worthy. ((Anyone who has watched Age of Ultron))

Marth: I DIDNT MEAN IT!!

Blaze: Put- the hammer down.

Pit: *drops hammer*

Ike: *screams*

Pit: *derp face*

Blaze: Kden. I'm gonna go be a dragon somewhere else.

Marth: Can I please go with you?

Link: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?

Marth: WHO CARES COS YOU'RE A LLAMA

Link: NUUU MY SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED!! *sarcastically*

Pit: *faceplants*

Blaze: If there's a Facebook, a facepalm, a facedesk, and a facetrain, isn't a faceplant-

Pit: *trips into a plant*

Elle: Oh!!

Blaze: Get out no one asked you.

Spark: Boing. Boing. BOING. BOING. BOOOING!!!! BOOOOOIIIINGGG!!!!!

Blaze: You're stupid.

Elle: I'm Nessie.

Blaze: Shuddup everyone hates Twilight.

Both: *derp to the moon*

Blaze: Kden...

Spark: *throws knife*

Blaze: Really? Again!?

Ike: And didn't you just go to-

All: IKE SHUDDUP

Marth: Are we leaving yet?

Blaze: *flies into the sunset*

Marth: Bai peeps!!!

Ike: It never says that you got on-

Marth: STAHP BEING LOGICAL

Ike: If I'm not logical I'm going to be like Pit.

Pit: LLAMACORN!! Link what if a llama and a unicorn made a baby-

Link: *backs away*

Summer: No. Just no.

Blaze: Bai and I hope-

Ike: Didn't you just leav-

All: IKE!!

Blaze: Bai.