SSB RANDOMNESS

Machine

Blaze: Guys, there's a machine downstairs that you're not allowed to touch.

Pit: Okay :3

((Time Skip))

All: *downstairs, mesmerized*

Pit: Well, better screw something up again. What's it do?

Ike: We won't find out.

Link: *staring, wide-eyed* Yes we will.

Pit: What does it do?

Toon: I don't know.

Link: Let's find out! *pushes Marth in*

Glass: *slides shut*

Marth: *crosses his arms*

Ike: If anything happens to him, I'll beat you until you're covered in bruises.

Link: *whimpers* I take that seriously.

Pit: *presses green button above the number pad*

Machine: *scans Marth and starts talking robotically* State amount...

Marth: Like money? Umm... ten.

Link: Seriously!? Ten dollars!?

Pit: *presses the green button again*

Machine: *makes rapid beeping sounds; ten evenly spaced zaps are heard*

Marth: Uhhh... I feel tingly.

Link: What happened?

Marth: I don't know. I don't think anything happened.

Ike: You sure?

Link: Yep. Nothing happened. *runs upstairs*

Pit: I don't get it.

~ ~ ~ Time Skip ~ ~ ~

Marth: *getting food from the fridge*

Ike: Marth, it's not time to be eating.

Marth: *from the other room* I'm not!

Ike: *blinks*

Link: Marth, did you take my iPod?

Marth: No.

Link: *goes downstairs*

Marth: *listening to his ipod*

Link: How- When did you get down here? You said you didn't have my iPod!

Marth: I was already down here, and I haven't talked to you all day.

Link: ...?

Toon: *outside practicing with his sword*

Marth: Hey, wanna practice battle?

Toon: sure.

Both: *start battling*

Marth: *shouts from inside* Guys, where's my crown?

Marth: *runs past Marth and Toon wearing two tiaras*

Toon: What the heck?

Blaze: *teleports into SSB and goes inside*

Marth: *eating at the table*

Marth: *playing cards*

Marth: *puts down card* War.

Marth: *listening to iPod*

Marth: *practice-battling Toon*

Marth: Where's my crown!?

Marth: *wearing two tiaras*

Marth: Marth? Marth? What the heck!?

Red: IT WAS A CLONING DEVICE!!!

All: *go crazy*

Blaze: MAAARRRTH!!!!! Okay, name change! I can not keep up!!

Marth: Give me my crown!

Marth 2: *done eating*

Ike: It's not time to eat!

Marth 3: *playing cards*

Marth 4: Go fish.

Link: What game are you playing?

Marth 5: *humming to music*

Marth 6: *counters Toon*

Marth 7: *runs around clutching Marth's tiara*

Marth: *chasing him*

Blaze: There.

Ike: But there were ten.

Blaze: ALL MARTHS, COME HERE!

Marth 8: *comes downstairs*

Marth 9: *comes in from the other room*

Marth 10: *falls through the roof, lands on Link*

Link: GET OFF!! *sends flying back to the roof*

Blaze: *gives him the look*

Pit: Blaze, how did this happen?

Blaze: Not now. *storms over to Marth*

Marth: *cowers*

Blaze: So, did you touch the machine downstairs?

Marth: No, what machine? I have no idea what you're talking about!!

Blaze: Oh, that's funny. *flips the table that M2 and 3 are playing at, checkers go flying*

Link: Seriously, you guys were playing war, go fish, and now checkers!?

Marth 3: I call the win.

Marth 2: ...

Marth: I'm sorry! Link pushed me in!

Link: What!?

Blaze: So, you did touch it.

Marth: He forced me to! We went downstairs and we weren't going to, but he pushed me in! It's his fault!!

Link: *tries to run*

Marth 10: *appears in the doorway with a face of fury* You broke my crown!!

All Marths: *gasp*

Marth 5: *throws iPod down*

Link: Hey!

Marth 2: *flips table*

Red: Wasn't it already flipped?

Marth 8: *fans his eyes*

Marth 6: Why... *clutches broken tiara*

Ike: -_-

Blaze: -_-

Marth: *gone*

Blaze: MARTH!!

Marth: *all the way down the street*

Blaze: *starts running after him*

Link: *being chased down the road by ten Marths*

Pit: Oh, okay. *starts flying*

Toon: Link! Wait up!!

Ike: -_-