Revenge for having revenge

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Blaze: *screams*

Marth: *runs in* dafaq?

Crossy Road dragon: *screams*

Toon: Hi.

Dragon: TURN ME BACK!!!!

Link: Who's this?

Toon: It's Blaze, duh.

Blaze: *fumes*

Ike: Cool you're a dragon!

Blaze: Yeah I guess it's cool... 😡

Toon: Now you can't bother me.

Blaze: *blows fire all around*

Link: *leaps back*

Pit: Look it loves me!

Ike: *puts out fire on Pit*

Blaze: *growls*

Toon: *turns them all to Crossy Road animals*

Dragon: *Blaze* Oh come on! It was my idea to take revenge on you!

Squirrel: *Summer* AAAH IM A SQUIRREL YAAAAAY!!!!!!

Nessie: *Elle* Yay Nessie!

Kangaroo: *Spark* You like being the Loch Ness Monster?

Penguin: *Ike* ...

Llama: *Link* Why couldn't I have been a wolf?

Fox: *Marth* Why a fox?

Unihorse: *Pit* GUYS I CAN FLY

Link: Hey Marth.

Marth: Don't tease me. You're a llama.

Ike: *waddles and trips* UUUUGH....

Pit: *flies* I'm a uni-uni-uni-corn!!

Link: What does the fox say!?

Marth: SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Link: You said it in tune...

Blaze: *fumes and leaves*

Toon: Have fun guys!! *runs off with Gifty, the brown bunny, the tabby cat, and the hipster whale*

Summer: I'm so happy to be a squirrel!! ^-^

Blaze: *goes to the desert and burns everything*

Marth: That's probably healthy...

Ike: *wails* I don't want to be a penguin! I don't want to be cuddly and adorable!! I'm-

The Penguins of Madagascar: We can help with that.

All penguins: *go into the sewer hole*

Marth: That was weird...

Link: Ring ding ding a dinga ding ding

Marth: AAAARRRRGH STAHP

Pit: *faceplants*

Spark: *rides Elle*

Elle: *swims*

Summer: *gives other squirrels swim lessons* Any questions?

Toon: *raises hand*

Summer: Yes Toon? ^-^

Toon: What's wrong with your face?

Summer: It was dropped into a pool of sexy. Now SHUDDUP.

Link: *whispers in Marth's ear* Wa pa pa pa pa pa pa pow

Marth: *runs after Blaze* BLAZE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!

Blaze: *puts him on her back*

Marth: DOWN WITH DUMB MUSIC!!!!!!

Blaze: *flies into the sunset*

Link: *rides alongside Ephona into the sunset*

Pit: *derps into the sunset*

Ike: *gets run over by a car*

Link: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!!!

Marth: AAAGH BAD MUSIC

Summer: *runs with the squirrels into the sunset and beats her high score of 238*

Spark: *rides Elle into the sunset*

Toon: *rides the hipster whale into the sunset* SEEEYAAH!!!

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