Mouth off battle

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Link: I am the most awesome hero in the world!!

Marth: Well, I'm a king, I'm better than you. *strikes dramatic pose*

Link: Bitch please. You're a princess. I'm a badass. *strikes fabulous pose*

Marth: You're a dumbass, that's what you are...

Toon Link: I'm adorable!! *puppy face*

Pit: I can fly!

Marth: People love me...

Link: I'm not a stuck up princess who bathes in my glory!!

Marth: I have a sword!

Link: Please, I can shoot you from a mile away!

Ike: *mumble* why does Link get all the projectiles...

Link: *arrows, bombs, boomerang, hookshot, etc.*

Marth: I've beat your butt too many times to count.

Link: You can't count to zero? Gosh.

Toon Link: GO LINK!!!

Link: :3

Marth: Who's bathing in their glory now?

Link: I just smiled. That's bathing in glory??

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