Spidermen group chat

Spider- bros on three

Peter #1 changed the group name to
Spider-bros

Peter #1: someone entertain me now

Peter #2: is that a threat or..

Peter #1: yes. Yes it is.

Peter #3: hi y'all 🤪✌️

Peter #2: whats up with you?

Peter #1: he's just in a silly goofy mood

Peter #2: I'll pretend I know what that means

Peter #1: ...

Peter #3: ...

Peter #1: I

Peter #3: missed

Peter #1: the

Peter #3: part

Peter #1: were

Peter #3: that's

Peter #1: my

Peter #3: problem

Peter #2: my own words against me.. how could you guys?

Peter #1: we couldn't help ourselves

Peter #3: what ya gonna do, pete?

Peter #2: I'm gonna throw dirt in your eye

Peter #3: oh no! Dirt? My only weakness! It's Dirt! Anything but dirt!

Peter #1: guys, please, I turn to you both because I have no one else anymore, let's not fight.

Peter #2: sorry Peter

Peter #3: yeah sorry peter

Peter #1: so Peter #2, about your webs

Peter #2: not this again..

Peter #1: I'm just wondering and hear me out here, but how do you make it?

Peter #3: yeah tell us! Do you milk it like a cow orrr

Peter #2: WHAT? Do I milk it like a- how would that even be possible?!?!

Peter #3: I'm still finding this whole situation not possible if I'm being honest

Peter #1: so do the webs just go on and on and on?

Peter #2: kind of

Peter #3: what do you mean, 'kInD oF'?

Peter #2: I mean that usually yes

Peter #1: does it hurt?

Peter #2: not at all

Peter #1: it's a lot more practical than having to change your shooters every minute

Peter #3: I second that

Peter #2: the way you make your webs are cool though

Peter #3: I'd take webs coming out of me over spending hours making them

Peter #1: here! Here!

Peter #2: don't compare yourself to me, guys

Peter #3: easy for you to say, you're much cooler than us

Peter #1: yeah and your villains are cooler

Peter #2: I mean..

Peter #3: maybe because you've lived longer than us, maybe when we're as old as you we'll have cool powers

Peter #1: you're right Peter #3, it's the only logical explanation!

Peter #2: what? No!

Peter #3: yeah!

Peter #1: it all makes sense now!

Peter #2: guys! Don't get your hopes up because that logic is terrible

Peter #1: ofc

Peter #1: I miss Mj...

Peter #2: stay strong, you'll be together again

Peter #3: just keep going to the coffee shop

Peter #2: so you mean stalk her?

Peter #3: yeah, I stalk Gwen all the time

Peter #2: and that works for you?

Peter #3: yeah totally, u haven't?

Peter #2: ...

Peter #1: at this point I'll try anything though I already keep an eye on her

Peter #2: .. am I a stalker too?

Peter #3: probably but we're just looking out for them, I see us more as protective bfs

Peter #1: technically me and Mj are no longer together

Peter #2: you know what? We're not gonna stop until Mj remembers you and you guys back together again, aren't we, peter #3?

Peter #3: what?

Peter #3: oh yeah sure

Peter #1: I appreciate that guys

Peter #2: of course, anything

Peter #3: spider-bros on three?

Peter #1: ...

Peter #2: ...

Peter #3: no?

Peter #1 has logged off
Peter #2 has logged off

Peter #3: yeppppp totally fine guys..