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Peter #1 changed group name to
spider-squad

Peter #1: GUYS

Mj: wut

Peter #1: not u

Mj: why not me? Am I not good enough for you?

Peter #1: what? I don't mean it like that, of course you're good enough

Peter #1: more than good

Peter #1: it's just that you already know so

Mj: relax I'm just messing

Peter #1: oh thank God

Peter #2: what do you want to tell us?

Mary Jane: yes what is it?

Peter #1: first, where is Peter #3? I need to tell him too

Mary Jane: no idea

Peter #2: Gwen isn't here either

Mj: do you think they're... you know..

Peter #3: we're not having sex

Peter #1: have you been here the whole time?

Peter #3: I have, yes

Peter #2: why didn't you say anything?

Peter #3: because Gwen can track me this way

Mary Jane: and that's bad because

Peter #3: BECAUSE she is pulling 'the face'

Peter #2: ah, the face

Peter #1: I know it well

Mj: what on Earth is the face?

Peter #2: c'mon you all pull it

Mary Jane: do we now?

Peter #1: yes?

Peter #2: we love you for it though

Mary Jane: yeah yeah

Mj: I can't believe this..

Gwen: Peter.

Peter #2: yes?

Peter #1: you called?

Gwen: MY PETER

Peter #3: yes, dear?

Gwen: what do you call THIS?!?!

Gwen: