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Peter #3: hello?
Peter #3: is anyone awake
Gwen: Pete it's 3am..
Mj: SHUT TF UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY REST
Peter #3: I'm bored tho
Peter #2: then sleep.
Peter #3: actually, PETER 2, I can't sleep because I have INSOMNIA
Peter #2: I missed the part where that's my problem
Mary Jane: you can't keep saying that in every situation
Peter #2: when have I ever done that?
Mary Jane: literally just last week when I asked you to help me do the dishes!
Peter #2: but it's fun!
Peter #3: I might start using that excuse 🤔
Gwen: use it and you'll be sleeping alone.
Peter #3: never mind..
Mj: great now I'm awake for real!
Peter #3: let's play a game
Peter #1: I LOVE GAMES
Mj: omg calm down
Gwen: where has this little burst of energy come from?
Peter #1: I'VE BEEN DRINKING COFFEE
Peter #2: we've talked about this! Who is letting you have all this coffee? I want names!
Mj: Peter, turn ur caps off ffs
Peter #1: oh right sorry LOLZ
Mj: someone restrain my boyfriend
Peter #3: kinky
Mj: get ur mind out of the gutter
Peter #1: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Gwen: I think we've gotta child proof the coffee cupboard so he can't get in
Peter #2: can someone get this kid a juice box?
Ned: on it. I'm at the store right now.
Mary Jane: why are you at the shop at 3am?
Ned: I was craving a slushy
Peter #1: I WANT A SLUSHY
Peter #2: DO NOT GET HIM A SLUSHY
Peter #3: he can have a slushy if he wants to!
Peter #3: I might get a slushy now
Gwen: ur not allowed slushes anymore, you've officially been banned
Peter #3: what? Why?
Gwen: you know why!
Peter #3: God, it's not my fault I hit that old woman 🙄
Mj: I think that qualifies for a slushy ban
Peter #3: she's totally fine now! She's only paralysed! I can't help that her body is ancient and frail
Mary Jane: that's a little insensitive
Gwen: understatement
Peter #3: we're totally tight now! I've saved like five of her cats from trees! She's probably my biggest fan
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES