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_____. _____. ____. Spider-squad
Peter #3: good morning everyone!
Peter #1: morning? It's 5 in the afternoon
Peter #3: yeah Ik I just wanted to see if we had different time zones
Peter #2: we're in different universes not countries!
Gwen: 🤦♀️
Peter #3: how am I supposed to know all the times in the multiverse?!?! We have no proof the times are the same or different
Ned: he's got a point ngl
Mj: how did we get here again?
Mary Jane: I ask myself that question every day..
Peter #1: aw man I just got a paper cut from my homework! Damn it!
Peter #2: speaking of wounds, what are your guy's worst injuries?
Peter #1: well I had a pretty nasty hit to my upper back and shoulder. Yeah Happy had to give me stitches and I didn't even have any numbing cream!
Peter #2: impressive!
Mary Jane: so impressive..
Gwen: and he didn't even get a sticker
Mj: or a lollipop.. what a brave little soldier 😆
Peter #3: ur injury is pathetic compared to mine! I was brutally struck across the chest by the lizard's razor sharp claws.. it was a miracle I survived. I still have the scars.
Peter #1: ur so brave..
Gwen: please, they cleared up ages ago!
Peter #3: they're still there on the inside ✊
Ned: ur a true inspiration 🥺
Mj: drama queen alert
Mary Jane: I know right
Peter #3: my injury was the worst of all.. I fell of a tall building and hit my back on a car
Gwen: been there, done that
Peter #3: seriously? We're still talking about that?
Gwen: yes.
Mj: 👀
Ned: you've all been through so much 😔
Peter #1: price if the job ig
Peter #3: it would be cooler if we got paid
Peter #2: I had a parade in my honour once
Mary Jane: yeah when u kissed that skank Gwen Stacy
Gwen: eXcUsE yOu-
Peter #3: yeah, ExCuSe YoU-
Mary Jane: not u obviously, the other one in my universe
Gwen: idfc, u come after one Gwen Stacy, another Gwen will defend her
Peter #3: doesn't matter because we still haven't decided who has been injured the worst (it's obviously me)
Peter #2: you? It's obviously me!
Peter #1: no me!
Peter #1: I had my..uhh.. arm ripped off!
Peter #1: yeah my arm was tragically ripped from my body by the evil mysterio
Peter #2: ur arm was ripped off. Really. Because I'm not convinced
Mary Jane: is that really the best u could come up with?
Peter #3: pfttt if your arm were truly ripped off then why do you have TWO arms, eh? Explain that, eh? Eh!
Gwen: stop saying 'eh'
Peter #1: there are very talented surgeons who can reattach arms these days. EVERYONE knows that PETER 3
Mj: this is ridiculous 🤦♀️
Ned: I know!
Ned: ...
Ned: I can't believe Pete didn't tell me his arm was ripped off!
Mj: ur kidding right?
Ned: why would I be kidding? 🤨
Mj: smh
Mary Jane : none of this even matters
Gwen : you've all suffered, congratulations
Gwen: I mean I died so that makes ME the winner of this little competition 😌
Peter #1: ...
Peter #2: ....
Peter #3: .....
Peter #1: well you can't argue with logic
Peter #2: ain't that the truth
Peter #3: well done Gwen 😚
Mary Jane: unbelievable
Mj: ridiculous
Gwen: 🙌 preach my sistahs
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES