Spidermen group chat

🪱 If I was a worm 🪱

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Peter #3: can I ask you guys a question?

Peter #2: oh good Lord have mercy...

Gwen: you just did but sure

Mary Jane: here we go..

Mj: let us mentally prepare for the stupidity this man is about to text

Ned: HAHAHAHAHA

Mj: ain't that funny calm down

Ned: oh.

Peter #3: guys!? 😡😤

Peter #1: what?

Peter #3: my question?!?

Peter #1: oh yeah fire away bro

Peter #3: okay so

Peter #3: would you guys still love me If I was a worm?

Gwen: why on Earth would you ask that?

Mary Jane: out of all the questions in the world that's what your number one question is?

Peter #2: yeah and who said I loved you?

Peter #3: 🥺

Peter #1: don't act like you don't 2

Peter #2: big words for someone who also won't say it, 1!

Mj: we all know you three love each other so just GET OVER IT

Peter #2: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Mj: don't test me.

Ned: MOVING ON-

Peter #3: guys answer my question 🙄😩

Gwen: but it's stupid

Mj: yeah how tf would you be a worm?

Peter #3: it's purely theoretical

Mary Jane: still pretty weird

Peter #1: ofc i'd still love you! Worm or no worm we're bros for life!

Peter #3: awwwwww

Ned: I'm cool with it, I have lots of worm friends

Mj: what?

Mary Jane: you have other worm friends?

Ned: yep

Peter #2: that's weird, Ned

Mj: it's Ned At this point I'm not even surprised

Peter #2: tbh I don't care if ur a worm

Peter #3: 🥰

Gwen: well I for one don't want a worm for a boyfriend

Ned: *le gasp*

Peter #1: Gwen!

Gwen: what?

Peter #3: you wouldn't love me if a was a worm?

Gwen: no because you'd be a worm

Peter #3: how can you say that, Gwen? After all we've been through together?

Gwen: I think you're reading to much into the situation

Peter #3: oh so now I'm dramatic!

Gwen: I did not  say that-

Peter #3: it's implied!

Peter #2: we're still here

Mary Jane: unfortunately

Peter #3: I can't believe you wouldn't love me if I was a worm!

Gwen: why you so upset? You're not a worm, Peter

Peter #3: BUT IF I WAS

Gwen: I ain't going on dates with a fucking worm!

Peter #3: well that hurts.. you're embarrassed to be with me in public now

Gwen: I would if you were a worm

Mj: yeah they'd probs lock her up for insanity

Gwen: thank you Mj!

Mj: ofc

Peter #1: how can you be so heartless?

Peter #3: yeah! Worms are people too!

Peter #2: actually they're not, they're worms

Gwen: -_-

Peter #3: yeah well worms have feelings! Worms have rights!

Ned: #justice4worms

Gwen: this is ridiculous!

Peter #3: don't be so dismissive of how a worms feels, GWEN

Ned: #cancelGwen

Gwen: get some help.

Mj: we all need help.