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Peter #3: what's the meaning of life?
Ned: love
Peter #1: suffering.
Mj: damn
Peter #2: you ok bro?
Peter #1: no.
Gwen: felt that personally
Mary Jane: this chat always gets depressing..
Mj: lol so true
Peter #3: maybe we should add someone to bring the mood up a bit?
Gwen: but why
Peter #3: for funsies
Mj: never say that word again
Peter #3: FUNSIES
Mj: AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
Peter #1: tf
Ned: she hulking out
Peter #1: RUN FOR UR LIFE
Peter #3 added Batman
Batman: what is this?
Peter #2: wrong superhero universe Buddy
Peter #3: ✋😚🤚
Peter #2: u concern me.
Gwen: marvel > dc
Ned: facts
Mj: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
Mary Jane: bitch stop being angry
Mj: I FEEL HOW I FEEL
Gwen: bitch stop being annoying
Mary Jane: stop constantly attacking me
Batman: I'm still here..
Ned: we're aware
Peter #3: God stop being so needy-
Batman: who are you people?
Ned: us?
Peter #1: we're the AVENGERS, man
Peter #3: *cue hero pose to dramatic music*
Batman: what..
Gwen: ...
Mary Jane: ........
Peter #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter #3: are we fuck!
Peter #1: my guy really thought-
Ned: they're the spider-men
Batman: spider-men? Really?
Peter #2: got an issue with that?
Peter #3: yeah, got an issue with that?
Peter #1: yeah, yeah, got an issue with that?
Batman: no.. it's just not very creative
Peter #2: not very creative? Fuck you, man
Peter #3: like ur crusty ass could do any better
Peter #1: yeah who even are you other than irrelevant.
Gwen: haha
Mj: HAHAHA
Mary Jane: stop.
Batman: I am vengeance.
Peter #1: wut?
Peter #2: how tf can you be vengeance?
Mj: LOOK AT DIS EMO TRYIN TO BE COOL
Peter #3: what do you see a bad guy and introduce yourself by saying 'i aM vEnGeANcE'
Mary Jane: no he does not-
Peter #2: if I was a bad guy I'd just laugh in his face at that horrible ass name
Ned: I'M DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Batman: I feel attacked
Peter #2: maybe because we're attacking you?
Peter #1: he's a stupid superhero too
Peter #3: I bet he wears smeared black eyeliner and rehearses his line in the mirror
Peter #3: 'I aM VEngEaNcE'
Batman: stop it
Gwen: more like 'I am emo'
Ned: what a baddie
Peter #1: baddie Batman
Batman left the chat
Mary Jane: oops
Peter #2: we bullied Batman into leaving
Ned: hehehe
Mj: HE'S PROBABLY CRYING RN
Peter #3: his emo makeup running..
Peter #1: guys! Are we horrible people?
Gwen: nah he's alright
Peter #3: it's just a joke bro
Peter #2: he is the joke
Ned: bully maguire? Dat u?
Mj: DAMMIT NED WITH THE FOURTH WALL!
Ned: lol sorry
Peter #1: he'll be fine..
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Ummm so I found this in my drafts when I woke up this morning. I had been drinking last night if you couldn't already tell.
Eh, it's pretty funny.
I'm still taking suggestions and if you like my book give me a follow cuz I want more followers lol at least I'm honest. I follow everyone back so it's really in ur best interest too... God, I sound so sad..
Thank you all who enjoy my book! Reading ur lovely comments really makes my day so thank you! Even the silent readers, love you too!
Oh and No hate Batman! I thought the movie was pretty decent.
Alright, byeeeeeee
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Spidermen group chat
HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES