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Peter #1: CLOTHES?
Ned: check ✔️
Peter #1: TOOTHBRUSHES?
Ned: check ✔️
Peter #1: SNACKS AND DRINKS?
Ned: check and check ✔️✔️
Peter #1: AMAZING PLAYLIST?
Ned: hella check ✔️
Peter #1: oh did you pack the matching onesies?
Ned: duh ofc
Peter #2: I don't mean to ask but..
Peter #3: wtf u guys doing?
Ned: we're fleeing the country
Gwen: ok?
Mj: spending a weekend at your uncles isn't "fleeing the country', Ned 🤦♀️
Peter #2: sounds nice, I could do with a relaxing trip away
Peter #3: we all could
Gwen: ain't that the truth
Mj: it would be relaxing if I wasn't stuck with those two
Peter #1: don't act like you don't just adore our company
Peter #2: where you going?
Ned: VEGAS BABY
Peter #1: CUZ I BE BROKE
Mj: haha
Peter #1: lemme borrow twenty dollars
Peter #3: oh I am great at poker
Peter #2: sure you are
Gwen: he actually is
Peter #3: yeah I've been kicked out of many casinos for playing TOO well
Peter #3: I'm like nah bro I'm just that good
Gwen: they never believe it tho
Peter #3: oh well plenty of others
Gwen: let's go Vegas, Pete! I wanna get drunk and party all night
Peter #3: sounds like a plan
Peter #1: hold up, u can't copy us!
Peter #3: bitch I came before you, everything u do is a giant copy of me
Peter #2: you're one to talk! Are we forgetting who here is the original Spider-Man?
Peter #3: yes peter 2, we get it, ur OLD
Mj: hey Pete 2? Where is Mary Jane?
Peter #2: she's taking a girls trip away
Peter #3: she's probably cheating on you
Gwen: Peter! That's not a very nice thing to say, it may be true but it's not nice
Peter #2: she's not cheating on me!
Mj: she's a bit of a skank tho, isn't she?
Peter #2: no! She loves me! She's not cheating!
Ned: do we know that for certain?
Peter #1: the answer is no
Gwen: and she does have history for cheating on you
Mj: *cough* Harry Osborn *cough*
Peter #3: we're just trying to look out for you
Peter #2: no.. it can't be..
Peter #1: truth hurts bro
Ned: back-back- backstabber
Peter #1: stabber, stabber
Mj: stop singing Kesha
Ned: WE'LL NEVER STOP SINGING! NEVER!
Peter #1: MUAHAHAHAHA
Peter #3: you know, I have such a lovely singing voice
Gwen: you do, voice like an angel
Peter #3: and I'm a great pianist
Peter #3: and I can dance.. such a beautiful dancer I am
Peter #2: what can't you do?!?!
Peter #3: touch my nose with my tongue
Peter #3: it's a real shame actually
Peter #2: I was being sarcastic but okay
Peter #1: lol I can do that
Mj: my peter and Ned we better be going now
Mj logged off
Ned: byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Peter #1: ttyl
Peter #1 logged off
Ned logged offGwen: I have to go pack!
Peter #3: I'll join u
Peter #3 logged off
Gwen logged offPeter #2: fuck it
Peter #2: I'll go to Vegas.
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES