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Peter #1: you guys there?
Peter #2: yes
Peter #3: Peter 3 is busy, please leave a message by the phone
Peter #1: please, it's urgent!
Peter #2: I can't believe he's another version of me...
Peter #1: it's about me and Mj!
Peter #3: I'm listening 😏
Peter #2: this isn't gonna end well for either of us
Peter #3: shhhh let the kid share his relationship problems
Peter #1: there's no problem..
Peter #3: if that were true you'd be with her instead of messaging us
Peter #2: he's not wrong
Peter #1: okay but do you promise not to laugh or make fun of me
Peter #2: I promise
Peter #3: laughter is a natural impulse. How would I know if I can control myself?
Peter #2: we're texting dipshit, you literally choose what u say, do and feel.
Peter #3: lying is a sin.
Peter #2: oh so you're religious now?
Peter #3: I could be!
Peter #1: GUYS DO U PROMISE?!?!
Peter #3: fine I promise
Peter #1: how did you guys know you were... ready..
Peter #2: oh OH
Peter #3: elaborate?
Peter #1: you know what I mean Peter 3!
Peter #3: u don't know what I know
Peter #1: I do acc, I AM U
Peter #3: yuh in another dimension it's not the same
Peter #2: you and Gwen were literally doing it last time we all chatted!
Peter #3: it's ok big boy, you can say it
Peter #1: HOW DID U GUYS KNOW U WERE READY FOR SEX?!?!
Peter #2: oh God
Peter #3: alright calm down, We get it.
Peter #1: I hate u.
Peter #3: u love me.
Peter #2: so..sex..you and Mj have never?
Peter #1: if we did do you think I'd be asking u about it, moron
Peter #2: alright no need to be nasty about it
Peter #3: horny teenagers, am I right?
Peter #2: ur horny and ur not even a teenager anymore
Peter #3: don't blow up at me because ur having performance issues
Peter #2: WHAT?!?
Peter #3: I said what I said.
Peter #3: erectile disfunction is common with old age
Peter #2: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT EVEN OLD
Peter #2: and I pleasure my wife frequently, thank you very much!
Peter #1: to much information!
Peter #3: old people sex, I think I'm gonna be sick
Peter #2: I will kill u.
Peter #3: tut tut tut, this isn't about u, this is about Peter 1
Peter #1: thank u. Now advice.
Peter #2: make it special. Make it romantic. Me and Mary Jane had a nice meal, then returned back to my apartment to my candle lit room to well u know.
Peter #3: nah that shit is overrated.
Peter #2: oh really? Prey tell how you first spent the night with ur girlfriend?
Peter #3: alright so I had just beat up some common thief and I was like crazy hungry for pizza so I like buy the pizza and think 'huh I think Gwen would love to share this pizza' so I swing to her house and she let me in her room through the window and she's there looking all sexy so I just ditch the pizza and did her all night instead.
Peter #2: how romantic. Ur a real charmer -_-
Peter #3: ikr
Peter #2: yeah Imma stick with Peter 2's advice because unlike u I'm not that forward and want it to be special
Peter #3: but it was special because it was with her, u get me?
Peter #1: I do actually.. that's pretty good advice actually
Peter #2: I strangely agree?
Peter #3: knew u would 😎
Peter #3: treat ur gals right, they're the better part of us
Peter #2: now ur just milking it.
Peter #1: how do I know I'm doing it right?
Peter #2: instinct?
Peter #3: oh she'll tell u my friend or well.. show you
Peter #1: ok?
Peter #3: listen. trust her, trust yourself and everything will be perfect
Peter #3: omg I am on a roll here!
Peter #2: u got this
Peter #1: alright.. I think I'm ready now.. thanks guys! Means a lot!
Peter #2: happy to help
Peter #3: go out into the world, child, and share my teachings!
Peter #1 has logged off
Peter #3: my baby is all grown up, out taking my advice and getting laid
Peter #2: we taught him well
Peter #3: we did. Point us.
Peter #3 logged off
Peter #2 logged off
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES