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Peter #1: Ned, your the best friend a superhero could ask for
Ned: thanks dude
Peter #3: I had a best friend once..
Peter #2: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HARRY
Mj: who is this Harry guy you're ALWAYS talking about?
Peter #2: we don't talk about Harry no no no we don't talk about Harry
Peter #2: BUT
Peter #2: it was a field trip day
Mary Jane: it was a field trip day
Peter #2: I was out waiting and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
Mary Jane: no clouds allowed in the sky
Peter #2: Harry walks in with a mischievous grin
Mary Jane: SPIDER!
Peter #2: you telling the story or am I?
Mary Jane: I'm sorry Peter go onnnnnn
Peter #2: Harry tells MY fact to Mj
Mary Jane: what did he tell meeeeeee?
Peter #2: in doing so he steals her away
Mary Jane: that thieving Harryyyyyy
Peter #2: Mj is my girl, buddyyyyy
Mary Jane: I dated him first but anyway
Peter #2: we don't talk about Harry no no no
Mary Jane: we don't talk about harryyyy
Mj: what da fuq is happening?
Gwen: HEY
Gwen: didn't really know this Harry fellow,
but our story is sadder that Shakespeare's othelloGwen: I associate him with the sound of goblin cackles
Peter #3: HA HA HA
Gwen: brought me up high to the top of a tower, the drop outmatched peter's spidey power
Gwen: I died that day but Peter couldn't understand..
Gwen: do you understand?
Ned: not really.
Peter #3: FOUR FOOT FRAME
Peter #3: GIANT FILTHY FOREHEAD
Peter #3: WHEN HE HE CALLS YOUR NAME YOU'D WISH YOU STAYED IN BED
Peter #3: YEAH HE KILLS YOUR GIRL AND HIS FACE MAKES YOU WANT TO HURL
Peter #3: we don't talk about Harry no no no we don't talk about Harry.
Peter #2: his dad was green goblin and he followed the path he lead, so DEAD!
Peter #3: no no
Mary Jane: he was my boyfriend but I cheated on him instead!
Gwen: he thought Peter's blood could cure him, he was tot-ally misleaddddddd
Peter #3: no, no!
Mj: why are you talking like this? This all could've been said!
Mj: great! Now I'm doing it!
Peter #2: he told me that we're no longer friends because I killed his dad, that's a lie!
Peter #2: he told me he would get his revenge so I told him, ' little goblin jr, gonna cry?'
Peter #3: (he was in his emo phase)
Mary Jane : he attacked me to get to Pete who was just out of reach, he lost against Spider-Mannnn
Mary Jane: they joined forces in the end
Gwen: hey Peter 1, you don't have a Harry, do you?
Mary Jane: they joined forces in the end! He died in the end!
Peter 1: umm Harry.. yeah about that Harry.. I really need to know about Harry.. give me the truth and the whole truth harryyyyyy
Peter #3: NED, YOU'LL BE A HARRY 2
Ned: no I won't!
Peter #3: FOUR FOOT FRAME
Peter #2: I was out waiting and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
Mary Jane: no clouds allowed in the sky
Gwen: I associate him with the sound of goblin cackles
Peter #3: yeah he kills your girl and his face makes you want to hurl
Peter #2: you telling the story or am I?
Mary Jane: I'm sorry Peter go onnnnnnn
Gwen: I died that day but Peter couldn't understand
Ned: I think I understand...
Peter #2: DON'T TALK ABOUT HARRY
Gwen: no!
Mj: why did I talk about Harry?
Mary Jane: not a word about Harry
Peter #3: I never should've brought up Harry!
Mj: ...
Mj: well that was certainly something
Peter #3: can we be in ur band now, Pete 1?
Peter #1: ITS NOT A BAND
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Yes, I wrote that 😌
I apologise for everything-
I just want to say I can't believe how many people like my book, I never thought anyone would read it so thank you!
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES