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Peter #3: I've been thinking
Peter #2: don't strain yourself.
Peter #3: BITCH-
Mary Jane: here we go again...
Mj: continue what you were saying, 3
Peter #3: well, we're a family right?
Peter #1: yes!
Peter #2: eh
Gwen: do I detect bullshit?
Ned: you're quite right Gwen, I sense it too
Peter #2: stop.
Peter #1: dad?
Peter #2: yes son?
Peter #3: #caught
Peter #2: DAMMIT
Ned: 🎶 wE ArE fAmIlY 🎶
Peter #3: I was just wondering what family members each of us would be
Mj: we've already established that Peter 2 is the protective dad
Mary Jane: does that make me the mom?
Mj: no
Gwen: ur the wicked step-mother at best
Mary Jane: I'll take it ig
Gwen: I knew you'd relate
Mary Jane: whatever
Mary Jane: who is my step-child then?
Peter #1: me unfortunately
Ned: he's the Spazzy teenage Son
Peter #3: and I'm the neglected older brother on crack
Peter #2: that's very fitting for you actually
Peter #1: HA I'M THE FAVOURITE
Peter #3: we're all agreed that back in the day, before he started his own family, Peter 2 was the emo cousin?
Peter #1: yep
Ned: of course
Mj: 100% yes
Gwen: I thought it was obvious?
Mary Jane: we're agreed
Peter #2: I hate you ALL
Peter #1: calm down dad.
Mj: me and Gwen are the sassy aunts
Gwen: yes! The overbearing ones who judge everyone
Mj: preach ma sistah 🙌
Ned: what about me?
Peter #1: you're the family dog
Mj: with only three legs
Gwen: who is partially blind
Peter #3: and is clearly a little fruity 💅
Mary Jane: the kind that always has their tongue out
Peter #2: and who pisses everyone
Ned: so I'm a partially blind, three legged, fruity dog who always has their tongue out and pisses on everyone?
Peter #1: yes.
Ned: cool.
Peter #3: what a nice, normal, happy family!
Peter #2: said no one ever.
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HumorAfter watching no way home I just love all three Spider-Men dynamic with one another so I did this just for fun I might add some other characters from the movies and the mcu here and there as well SLOW UPDATES
