Spidermen group chat

Major HANGOVER

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Peter #2: ughhh do you guys remember anything from last night?

Mj: unfortunately no

Gwen: I have THE WORST headache rn

Peter #3: why am I naked...

Ned: I CANT FIND PETER ANYWHERE

Peter #2: what do you mean you can't find him?!? Look!

Ned: that's what I'm doing!

Peter #2: WELL LOOK HARDER UNTIL U FIND MY SON!

Mj: umm..

Peter #2: I meant fellow Spider-Man.

Gwen: shit shit shit

Peter #3: why is there a goat in my room...

Gwen: let's put our heads together and think: how did last night start?

Mj: well I remember going to the club

Ned: ah yes and then shots were involved

Mj: and gambling

Ned: and strippers

Peter #2: YOU GUYS ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL WTF HOW WERE U LET IN?

Ned: we're going to collage soon

Peter #2: oh my mistake! Smh

Peter #3: I think I just coughed up poker chips..

Gwen: it's all worth it now we're rich!

Mj: wym?

Peter #3: I won a lot of money

Gwen: understatement

Peter #3: we can by a house! No, a mansion!

Gwen: and have a million dollar wedding!

Peter #3: and have five kids!

Gwen: you try birthing that many children, hah! Five kids my ass..

Peter #3: worth a shot 🤷‍♂️

Peter #2: well I'm officially broke now because my wallet is completely empty

Ned: he spent it all on the strippers

Peter #3: probs lol

Peter #2: oh ha ha very funny.. dickheads..

Mj: I still can't find my bf 😰

Gwen: you'll find him, he's got to be around here somewhere, right?

Mj: right

Mj: omg what if we don't find him?!?!

Gwen: pull yourself together, woman! We will find that hopeless child

Ned: umm.. guys..

Peter #2: yeah?

Ned: I think I'm married now.

Mj: YOU HAD A VEGAS WEDDING?!?!

Peter #3: YOU HAD A VEGAS WEDDING AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?!?!

Gwen: were you married by an Elvis?

Ned: God I hope so, I love fake Elvis

Peter #2: is that even legal?

Mj: is anything about this situation legal?