Fix Us (Book 2) A Supernatural Story

32-Bromantic

Season 11 x 22

Sam, Calliope and Dean head back to the bunker, after grabbing some supplies of food and drinks, since they ad a few extra guests now. The ride had been mostly silent as they were all still processing what Dean had told them about what Amara wanted to do with him. They enter the bunker to hear Chuck and Lucifer talking to one another. "Guys" Dean calls out as they close the door behind them.

"Hey, how's it going in here?" Sam then asks, as the three of them head down the metal stairs and go to set the bags down on the map table.
"Listen, I know I've been gone for a while. I missed a few million birthdays" Chuck says to Lucifer.

"Yeah, and then the second your apes send a distress flare, boom, Daddy's home" Lucifer says to him.
"No, that's not what happened" Chuck says to him.
"Hey, these 'apes' saved your ass, and your niece saved your ass too" Dean then says to Lucifer.

Lucifer looks at them, and snaps his fingers, they all look at one another expecting something to have happened to them, "He can't hurt you" Chuck then tells them.
"Oh, so you're controlling me, now?" Lucifer asks Chuck.
"No, it's just a safeguard" Chuck tells him, as Lucifer stares him down.

"Hey, guys. Uh, Chuck, Lucifer, Dean, Callie, you think we can try and focus here, you know? End of the world. Common enemy. All that." Sam then says.
Lucifer closes the book he had opened, and stands up, "Enemy of my enemy is my friend. Team Amara. Go, Amara" he says stepping in front of Chuck.

"You don't mean that" Chuck says to him.
"You're really not gonna say it?" Lucifer says to him.
"He's not gonna say what?" Sam whispers to Dean and Calliope.

"Screw you" Lucifer says to Chuck, "Screw all of you" he then says to the others before walking away.
Chuck then steps away, before stopping and looking back at them, "Kids, huh?" he says as he walks away.

Calliope, Sam and Dean stand outside the room, that Lucifer was in blaring rock music, Sam pounding on the closed door.  "Lucifer! You know at some point in time, you're gonna have to come out and then talk to God" he shouts over the music.
"This is like the worst episode of Full House ever" Dean then says, as the music gets quiet.

"If Dad has something to say to me, I'll hear it from him. Until then, I'll be in my room" Lucifer says to them.
"It's not your room" Dean and Calliope say to him.
"It's my room!" Sam shouts, as he pounds the door more.
"Whatever" Dean says as he walks away from the door, and Calliope and Sam follow.

"I could you know just use my powers to break in, but I can't promise that will work, cause he is stronger then me when it comes to power" Calliope says to the brothers.
"No, don't worry about it" Dean says taking her hand, and leading her toward the kitchen.

Sam, Calliope and Dean sit at the table, as Chuck was cooking pancakes, "Talk to him" Sam was saying to Chuck about Lucifer.
"Won't do any good" Chuck says.
"Why not?" Sam asks.
"Cause I can't give him what he wants" he says to him.

"And what is that?" Calliope asks.
"What everyone wants. My sister, my children, you humans. An apology. A big, wet, 'I'm sorry'" Chuck tells her.
"Well, so, give it to him! It's not like he's asking for a weapon. Or for Hell or for Heaven. He's asking for words" Dean says to him.
"I can't say I'm sorry if I'm not" Chuck says as he turns to face the three of them and sets plates of pancakes down in front of them.  "What he wants an apology for, I did it for humanity, for the world. Look, Lucifer wants what everybody wants, Amara gone. Okay? Let's just give him a little time to cook off" he says to them.
"Okay, well, I don't know if you've noticed, but a little time is not something that we have. The end is freaking nigh" Dean tells Chuck.

Sam and Dean come up with the idea to get Lucifer and Chuck to sit down and talk, "this is not a good idea" Calliope says to the brothers, as they watch Chuck and Lucifer sit down across from the other.
"One of you's going to have to go first" Sam then says to them, "You know what? Uh, Lucifer, you, uh...you agredd to have a sit-down if God would show, so..."