10- Might Be A Dog

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After grabbing some fast food, and eating, the spell still hadn't worked, "So call Kevin, spell tasted like ass and was a bust" Dean says to Sam.
"Doesn't look like it affected your appetite though" Calliope says to Dean.
"Yeah" he says as he then burps.

"Change the station" Dean hears and suddenly he looks at Colonel. "Change the station" he hears. "What?" he says.
"What?" Sam and Calliope both say to him.
"You two shut up, it's working." Dean says to them.
"It.. go" Sam tells him.
"Say that again" Dean says to Colonel.

"You call this classic rock? Next thing you know, they'll be playing Styx. And Dennis DeYoung? A punk" Dean hears Colonel saying to him.
"Dennis DeYoung's not a punk. He's Mr. Roboto, bitch" Dean then says back.
"Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx?" Sam then asks.

"Uh, yeah, hey boy, What were you trying to tell us about the cowboy hat?" Dean then asks Colonel.
"The douche-wheel who killed my best friend was wearing a cowboy hat" Colonel tells him.
"And the pothead, too?" Dean then asks.
"Yep, same guy killed both" Colonel tells him.

"Can you ask him about the cats?" Calliope asks Dean as she tosses her balled up food wrapper in the garbage.
"Uh, yeah" Dean says as he then takes the balled wrapper back out and hands it to her. "Yeah, what about the cats?"

"I don't know" Colonel tells him.
"Uh, Dean, why are you giving me this?" Calliope asks.
" I couldn't see much. I didn't exactly have the best view in the orphanage. Oh, but I could smell him. Guy reeked of red meat, dishwashing detergent and Tiger Balm" Colonel says.

"So, what's he saying?" Sam asks as Calliope tosses the wrapper again.
"Uh, that the guy" Dean gets the wrapper again, passing it back to her "he smelled like ground chuck and soap suds and old lady cream" he explains.
"Dean, what is this?" Calliope asks him.
"I don't know" he says as he scratches behind his ear. Dean then hears Colonel laughing, "What are you laughing at?"

Suddenly Colonel starts barking when they hear a car door, Dean quickly gets up and goes to the window, shocking both Calliope and Sam. "Hey, Hey, yeah" Dean shouts, banging on the window. "You, You, Hey, hey, you , you" he continues to say as Colonel continues barking. "You, You ,you" Dean says as he then starts to grunt.

Calliope looks at Sam, and the both come to a realization, "Uh, Dean" Sam says to his brother

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Calliope looks at Sam, and the both come to a realization, "Uh, Dean" Sam says to his brother.
"Hmm?" Dean says as he comes away from the window.
"Pretty sure the spell worked, and it worked just a little too well." Calliope says to him.
"What?" he asks.
"We think you might be a dog" Sam then says to him.
Dean continues to scratch behind his ear, "What?" he asks them confused.
"You're scratching your head. You're barking at the mailman, you're playing fetch" Sam says as he tosses the wrapper and Dean watches it.

He turns to look at Sam and Calliope, whining, "Ruh-roh" he says to them.
"You need to call Kevin" Calliope says to Sam.
"Yeah I'm on it" he says as he then moves away getting his phone out.

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