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The fuck || Eric X Reader

TW= bullying?, fake confession

I'll be using they/them pronouns

(Y/n) POV:

"Stop being so attached to me, god damn. You're so annoying, fuck off!" Eric said pushing me to the side. I just stared at him in awe as he walked away. Everyday I tried to become friends with him, but he just left me there heartbroken. Even though I've only known him for 2 years and haven't had an actual conversation with him that's not him getting mad at me, we've basically never talked.

I ran into the bathroom and immediately fell down to the ground sobbing. I just sat there, letting it all out. Then I felt someone's arms wrap around me.

"Hey, it's okay, I'm right here," my friend, Craig said as I turned around to sob into him. I clenched onto his shirt as he held me tighter.

After a few minutes, I finally calmed down. "So..... what happened?" Tweek asked walking in and sitting next to us. "Well I saw them crying running out of the cafeteria and went straight here," Craig said letting go but still rubbing my back. They both looked at me for an explanation for my actions.

"W-well today at lunch I was trying to talk to
E-Eric and he was mean again and I couldn't handle it," I said as I started to tear up again. "Hey, calm down. I know how to fix this," Craig said standing up as he pulled me along with him.

"So.... you two both remember how Mr. Garrison has been telling us like every ten minutes about the pool trip coming up?" Craig started. "Well I was thinking that we could get someone to fake confess to (Y/N) to make fatass jealous. He's used to them clinging onto him, he will be shocked when they say yes to someone that's not him!" "That sound pretty good," Tweek said giving us a small smile.
"(Y/n), is that fine with you?" he asked. "Yeah, I like it!"

~ timeskip because I'm ✨ l a z y ✨ ~

"You guys remember how to do it right?" Craig said as we all gathered in front of the pool gates. "Yep, I know exactly what to do and what to say!" Clyde said confidentiality. "Than we're all set," Tweek said twitching slightly.

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Eric POV:

"Hey, fatass, what's up?" Craig said walking up to me. "Shut it!" I said obviously busy with whatever I'm doing. (Idk I'm not creative-) "Yeah, okay, well I heard that Clyde is gonna ask out (Y/n) soon. How exciting, I know that they'll be perfect together!" he said with his usual blank stare. "OH NO THE FUCK HE ISN'T!" I yelled as I walked over to (Y/n) and Clyde.

"S-so (Y/n), will I-I have the honor of being your boyfriend?" Clyde asked ask (Y/n) face lightened up. "Yes! Yes, yes, yes! I was so scared to ask you myself, I'm so happy!" they said hugging him tightly. My face became red from anger. I loved them, I thought they loved me!

I stomped up to the and yelled, "oh fuck no! You, shitty ass fucking bitch do not deserve
(Y/n)! They deserve someone so much better than you! And you think that just by asking them out will make you any better for them than me, that's pathetic!" I than pushed Clyde into the nearby pool as (Y/n) just stared at me with a blank shocked expression.

"Uhhhh- yeah- about that-," they said rubbing the back of their neck. Before they could finish, I walked closer to them and asked, "Why are you so red now and not when he asked you out?" "Well... I-I- we? He? We uh???" they said becoming ever more flustered. But than Clyde got out the pool and said, "Go get em (Y/n), you got this!" I then looked at him in confusion than got the hint.

"Oh I see, guess you wouldn't mind if I did this, would you?" I said as I put my hand on the bottom of their chin and lifted it upward to look at me. They somehow got even redder as I smirked.

"Ew, get a room you two!" Kyle said running the moment.

(A/n):
Yeah idk how to end that so take that-

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