South Park X reader oneshots

You Earned It || Pip X Fem! Reader

requested by SimpingBitchass

(also ur kinda badass in this.)

Your POV:

Just another day at school. Mr Mackey trying to get kids into class. Kindergarteners vaping. Eric beating up Pip. WAIT.

"ERIC CARTMAN!" I yelled across the road. "Shit, gotta bail," he said and rushed off, knowing if he stayed any longer he will be seeing god and Kenny.

"Oh Pip, my darling, what happened this time?" I asked running over to my boyfriend. "I-I don't know, he's always like that. You know?" he replied, smiling up at me. "Aw, no no no," I got on my knees and kissed his forehead. "It's going to be okay I promise, I'm going to help you." "I uh, how?" he asked kindly. "You'll see at recess," I said while helping him up. "Now let's get you to the nurse so you'll be ready."

Time skip to recess because i'm lazy

"Ok ok, let's go over here to the corner so Cartman won't see us," I said dragging Pip by his hand. "Ok, if you say so," he said nervously.

"Listen, if you don't want him messing with you still you have to do as I say, alright?" I ask cupping his cheeks, I felt them warm up when I did. "Y-yeah, whatever you say!" he said giving me a weary smile. "Alright good," I said giving him a short kiss.

I started explaining how to word things to Cartman and what to do if he tries to hit my precious.

"Now, practice doing that on me," I said confidently. "But I... I don't want to hurt you," he said looking away. "Don't worry hun, you don't have to. You can practice how to move your hands, alright?" He nodded and stepped back. I walked him through how to punch someone in the nose and shove your thumbs into someone's eyes.

"M'kay, come back in kids. M'kay," Mr Mackey said, all the kids groaning while going back to class. I kiss Pips nose and hold his hand on our way back.

I was very inpatient waiting for school to end. I can't wait to see Eric Cartman put in his place by Pip. Wow, do I love him or what?

Finally after school, Pip walked up to Cartman and started to confront him about things. Eric tried to throw a punch at him put he caught it, took his other hand, and twisted Eric's arm. Eric screamed and fell to the ground. Pip then violently stomped on his nose and walked back up to me.

"W-was that good enough?" he said awkwardly. "Yes, it was amazing lovely," I said hugging him.

"Now let's go, you deserve a reward for your achievement," I said holding his hand while walking away from school. "(Y/N).... you really don't have to....." he said quietly. "I know I don't, but I want to!"

A few minutes later, we made it to the big grass field with the occasional flowers.

"Remember this?" I asked squeezing his hand. "Yeah, isn't it the place we first met?" he asked. "Yep! You wanna lay down?" "Sure, I don't mind."

As we layed there, we started cuddling with the occasional kiss.

"I love you, Pip." "I love you too."

(A/N): here ya go! hope you enjoyed it :)

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