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Hope We Meet Again || Pip X reader

PIP MY SWEET PRECIOUS CHILD <3

I LOVE HIM SM I SWEAR

Dw he doesn't die in this :3

Also you both are like 23 to 28 so yeah-

(Y/n) POV:

I got off the plane and walked over to the area to get my luggage. I picked up my (f/c) suitcase and started to head out of the airport.

I was in New York City for a business trip, even since I was younger I've always wanted to come here! Too bad it's only for work though. I'll be staying for three months, so might as well get a small apartment for the time being!

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"Hey, are there any apartments open?" I asked the front receptionist. "Yeah, do you plan to leave?" they asked grabbing a key from the shelf. "Three months, how much?" I asked pulling out my credit card. "Alright, that will be....... $427.39," they said taking it and I put in my PIN number. (Idk but since it's NY it's probably expensive -.-).

"You'll have a roommate by the way, he's nice though," they blurted out handing me the key. "Thanks for telling me, I wouldn't want to be surprised. Have a great day!" I said starting my way to the elevator. "You too (miss/sir/idk fancy person???)".

The elevator opened and I got off. "3F.... 3F.... 3F..... 3F....." I quietly repeated to myself looking for my room. I finally found it and opened the door. It was small, but livable.

There was a bunk bed, tv, stove, dresser, and cabinet all in one tiny room, and the only other room is the bathroom. Sitting on the bottom bunk was a blonde boy with hair almost to his shoulders, he was having a very intense game of Mario Kart with his friend on the phone.

"Damien, I swear if you throw another turtle at me I WILL use my lightning," he said almost yelling into his phone. "OH NO YOU WOULDNT! If you did I would go over to your apartment and LITERALLY set the entire building on fire, and you know I can to!" his friend yelled back. "Watch me!" he said as he pressed the button on his controller.

On the tv is said "WINNER" in bright yellow. I coughed and he turned his head to me. "Hold on Damien, I have to go. I'll call you tomorrow," he said hanging up the phone. I noticed that he had a British accent, it was ADORABLE!!

"Good day, I was expecting to get a roommate! What's your name?" he asked putting out his hand. "(Y/n), and I love your accent! I've always found accents like yours quite cute," I said shaking his hand. He blushed a little, no actually that was a lie, he was a tomato. "I- uh- thanks? People don't really like it, they usually make fun of me and call me French," he sighed. "Are they deaf? British people are the best!" I beamed, and he somehow got redder.

"Umm- well- come in! Make yourself at home (y/n)," he said dragging me in.

I sat down on the bed and said, "You never told me your name you know, cute boy." I leaned in slightly and smirked, he looked like he was about to faint. ADORABLE!

"I-I, it's- uhhhh- P-Pip! Well it's not actually, people call me that because the well, uh, hate me," he said looking down. "I asked for your nameeee not the name people give you because they don't like you," I said booping his nose. (You have no idea how much I would pay irl to boop Pips nose). "Philip....." he said quietly, but loud enough to hear.

"Well , Phillip, I'm glad to be your roommate!" I said picking up the controller. "Now, time to get killed in Mario Kart!" "Oh my! You're on!"
he said grabbing the same controller he was using earlier.

3 months later

"You're leaving already? Wow....." Philip said his head turned toward the ground, looking like he's about to cry. "Well I won't be gone forever, I can give you my number so you can call me whenever I'm not at work," I said on the edge of tears myself.

"I'll miss you so much," I said hugging him. He hugged back and started sobbing.

"I'll miss you more! I love you so much," he said, I could barely understand it through his sobbing. I rubbed his back and said, "I-I love you too. But I have to leave now or I'll miss my flight home," I said pulling away and locking eyes with him.

I then kissed him which left him stunned. We pulled away and I pulled out a sticky note and pen, I wrote down my number and sticking it to his forehead.

"I love you more than ever, my adorable British boy," I said dragging my luggage to the elevator.

(A/n):
Totally didn't write this ALL literally right after I got out of the shower and crying over it 😃💅✨

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