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Hell fire || Damien X reader

I love this guy so much-
His friendship that the fandom made with him and Pip reminds me of me and my other friend. Well we do also act like Craig and Tweek tho-  I'm the friendship I'm Pip and Tweek, and if you personally know me, you'll se it :)

I am atheist so please don't come at me with this "cHriStAiN" stuff. If you do your comment(s) would and will be deleted right when I see them, I will also block you. Thank you for understanding

ANYWAY YOU SIMP-

(Y/n) POV:

I woke up suddenly, hearing wind all around me. I looked around to see I was...... floating? On clouds specifically. In front of me I see an angel.

"I will be coming along side you on your journey," they said smiling, their blond hair flowing in the wind majestically. "What journey? What are you talking about?" I asked looking down at my body, I didn't have one. I froze as they came closer to me.

"You have not yet become human, you are still a soul. Your mission is to get Satans son, Damien, to fall in love with you. He has not yet felt love, so it's your job to teach him. It does not matter if you start catching feelings, you can not help who you love, but I would like you to teach him what it's like," they said as they started to hold my small little body, orb, thing? "Well what if he tries to hurt me, since, you know, he's the son of Satan?" I questioned. I don't know who Satan is, but by the way that they're describing him, or it whatever it is, it seems to be bad. "I will protect you, he will probably, wait no, will definitely try to attack you with his fire powers. But don't worry, I'll be here!" they said at light enveloped me.

It was all black.

I can't see anything, anyone, just nothing.

Wait, what's that noise?

I saw a small light, it slowly became brighter and brighter. My eyes reared up due to it looking like the sun, wait, what's a sun?

When I came to focus, I had a small human body. It must be a, baby? I'm a baby! How am I going to help him as a baby?

Then a faint voice said in my head, 'the time will come. It is not yet time, you will meet him in a few human years, which up here is only a few minutes. I hope that doesn't bother you!'

A few years later (I'm lazy okay??)

I sighed as I finally walked into my second year of high school. Like has been pretty normal, will ever since I moved to South Park in fourth grade. I swear, this 'Eric Cartman' guy is probably the devil himself!

'It is almost time' the angel said. "Yeah, you said it wouldn't take that long! So much for that......" I mumbled to myself.

I quickly went to my locker and went to my first period class. Every year, and I mean every year, we always somehow get a new kid, hmm kinda like if this is a story on Wattpad and the author has no ideas so they just make the storyline like this? Hm, weird! ANYWAY-

I sat down in my usual seat to see a new desk right next to mine. 'Great' I though as I sighed.

"Okay class, as you know, let me introduce our new student. Well, not exactly new since he showed up for a day when most of you bitches were in like 4th grade so........" Mr. Garrison said as he waved for the kid to come in. In came a boy with medium length black hair and wearing all black. He frowned as Mr. Garrison said, "Everyone welcome back Damien." Everyone looked shocked and I just sat there, dumbfounded. He is kinda cute though......

"Now go sit next to (Y/n), you don't know them but do it anyway. Spawn if Satan, literally," Mr.Garrison said as he started walking. I just froze, the sun of Satan that's actually kinda cute, has to fall in LOVE with me???

He sat next to me and I gave him a small smile, he grunted and set his pencil on fire.

"Haven't changed have you?" Pip said turning to us. "Fuck off," Damien said flicking his forehead. Pip smiled and said, "Good to have you back! You were the nicest person to me before (Y/n) came, they're like a fallen angel!" "Bold thing to say to the sun of Satan!" he said giving me a death glare. I just smiled and patted his head. "DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!" he yelled. "Damien! It's your first day, you don't want to go to the counselor do you?" Mr. Garrison said turning around from the board. "Fuck you," he said sitting back down.

After school

"Hey (Y/n), wanna come to the park with me and Damien later? It's okay if you already have plans!" Pip asked as I put everything I needed in my backpack. "Yeah I can make it! Thanks for inviting me," I said putting it on. "Righto!" he said walking off. God he's still adorable after all these years! (Yes Pip is my favorite, FIGHT ME).

-

We all sat down on a bench while Pip and Damien started to catch up. I just sat there, swinging my legs back and fourth.

"Hey, kid I don't know. Why did you decide to live in this hell hole?" Damien asked angrily. "Well if I told you the actual reason, you won't believe me. I'll tell you when I accomplish something!" I said cheerfully. He grunted and went back to Pip.

A few years later

I'm finally in my last year of high school! God, life has felt so long and not worth it. Wait, why was I picked to do this whole 'make Damien fall in love with you' thing? 'Because of what you did in your past life.' What did I do? 'I don't know, don't ask me!' I sighed as I walked onto school grounds.

-

"Hey bitch, sit with us," Damien said as he grabbed my attention. I sat down with him, Pip, and Butters.

"So Damien...... when are you gonna say it?" Butters asked before taking a bite of his food. "Say what?" he said looking down. "You know..... the thing!" Pip cheered. Damien sighed and said, "In PE. I won't mess up this fucking time!"

"What is he gonna say?" I questioned. "Oh.... you'll see!" Damien smirked. I huffed as we all went back to eating.

In PE because ✨ l a z y ✨

I walked into the gym and than a basketball in front of me set on fire.

"Hey Damien," I sighed. "Hey....... soooooo bitch," he replied. "What?" I said blankly. "WillyougooutwithmeeventhoughimthesonofsatanIunderstandifyoudontwanttobutanyway, wanna go rob some kids?" "Can you repeat the first part, you said it too fast sorry."

He grunted before saying, "I SAID, will you go out with me even though I'm the son of Satan, I understand if you don't want to." "Oh my god I did it! ANGEL, YOU HERE THAT! I DID IT I DID IT!" I cheered. "Angel? What? Do I need to set something on fire again?" he said freezing. "Nah. So it kinda is like.....". *you explain everything because I'm lazy*

"Yeah sure, but will you go out with me though?" he asked bluntly. "Yeah, of course!" I said proudly.

Bonus ending:

"YEAHHHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOO!" Pip said jumping out behind the bleachers. "Shut up Pip," Kyle said before sitting down next to Kenny.

(A/n):
Hey guys! I won't be able to post for a few days because my grandma is making me go to this church camp for the weekend. Im atheist and don't believe in this god bs. Like if he is supposed to help me, why didn't he. I was at my lowest, and I'm still recovering. I don't really wanna get into it, but still! Thanks for understanding

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