South Park X reader oneshots

Monopoly || Kyle X Stan X reader X Eric X Kenny

Idk what to do anymore so here

Also

EC: ericCartman
KB: kyleBroflovski
SM: stanMarsh
KM: kennMccormic
CH: YOUR chum handle

C: current
P: past
F: future

Numbers are the 2nd and onward number of accounts

I'm totally not using the same thing that they used in homestuck for pester chum shit- definitely not 😃✋

ANYWAY-

(Y/n) POV:

CURRENT ericCartman [CEC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DUMBASSES

CEC: hey guys

CEC: come over

CEC: now

CEC: or ill shove everyones head in class into the toilet again

CURRENT kennyMccormic [CKM] RIGHT NOT started responded to memo

CKM: No

CKM: I'm too busy watching porn with (y/n)

CKM: so yeah I'd rather not

CURRENT chumHandle [CCH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo

CCH: no you're not dumbass

CCH: we're watching Haikyuu

CCH: ://

CEC: oh god damn it (y/n)

CEC: stop running the fun for everyone

CKM: for real

CKM: like I was just joking man

CCH: no it's Stan who ruins everyone's fun

CCH: not me

CCH: damn

CURRENT stanMarash [CSM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo

CSM: you know I can also read these, right?

CCH: so

CSM: just saying

CCH: :/

CEC: so you guys coming or not

CCH: no fattass

CEC banned CCH from responding to memo

CKM: bro what the hell

CKM: they're the only decent one here

CKM: god damn it (y/n) stop typing on my keyboard

CKM: no <3

CKM: just make a second account or some shit

CKM: I don't know

CKM: oh yeah!

CKM: that's a good idea

CURRENT chumHandle 2 [CCH2] RIGHT NOW responded to memo

CEC: oh

CEC: god

CEC: damn

CEC: it

CCH2: your welcome

CCH2: :)

CURRENT kyleBroflovski [CKB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo

CSM: he's finally here

CKB: oh shut up

CKB: my mom was giving me another lecture about why I shouldn't hang around fattass anymore