South Park X reader oneshots

Again? REALLY? || Craig X (platonic) reader X Tweek (requested)

I just think the picture is really cute ok :3

Thank you @keeprkyd for requesting!

I haven't written something where there is a platonic relationship in AWHILE so please don't mind 😭💅✨

Bro I had to rewrite this entire thing because I accidentally closed out Wattpad without it saving.

They/them pronouns for (y/n) as requested! :)

(Y/n) POV:

I was sitting on a bench with my two best friends, Tweek and Craig! Their relationship is so cute! Like whenever Tweek gets really stressed about something, Craig tries to comfort him. Even though it doesn't work most of the time, it's still cute to watch! My favorite moment is when Craig was holding Tweek by both his hands right before he fell down the slide. Tweek was laying on his stomach and hanging on for dear life. Then Craig was like, "long live the king!" then let go. You should have seen Tweeks reaction! Honestly seeing them recreate Lion King scenes make my day.

Anyway stop daydreaming about the cutest couple in town and get back into reality (y/n), this is really unhealthy! (Don't worry I do it too :3)

When I started to finally pay attention again, they were having another one of their public make out sessions. I coughed and they pulled away. Craig just sighed while Tweek was just over there red a a tomato.

"Hey dumbasses, come to my birthday part this weekend. Especially you (y/n), if you know what I mean," Cartman said walking up to us and smirking at me. "No, I actually don't. And I don't think I want to," I said not understanding a thing. (Stay innocent (y/n), please ;-;). "He's saying he's probably gonna rail you into next week if you go?" Craig said bluntly. "Rail? What's railing?" I said, obviously knowing what it means but I just want to know what his answer will be. "Uhhh- how do I explain this? Let's just say fucking you roughly," he said awkwardly, but somehow still keeping his
✨ i c o n i c ✨ stare.

"Oh shut the fuck up, so (y/n), you coming?" Cartman said looking down at me. (You're on a bench remember). "Yeah, no thanks. Also, aren't we like 10? And plus, I wouldn't even touch you if I would die if I didn't," I said proud of myself slightly.

"(Y-y/n), do you know what happens to someone when they don't go to his birthday party? You should have seen what happened to Butters last year," Tweek said nervously. "Yeah well I wasn't here last year! And so what he this fattass gonna do to me that's 'sO bAd'?" I said before Cartman huffed, putting his hand up in a fist and throwing it at me.

I blinked, then I saw Craig holding his fist away from actually hitting me. "I swear to the fucking god that doesn't exist, you you even dare touch them, I will break your fat arm in half," Craig said giving Cartman his usual emotionless but violent glare. (Omg so brocen 😔🥀⛓🖤). "Alright, wanna bet?" Cartman said before pulling his arm back and shoved both his hands into his hoodie pocket. "Yeah sure why not, I have nothing better to do right now than fight you. So come at me," Craig said smirking slightly.

"Craig please don't! I know you care about
(y/n), and I care about them too! Besides, can't you resolve this not by fighting fiscally?" Tweek said putting a hand on his boyfriends shoulder. "Nah, and I'm bored anyway. Let's get this over with," Craig said punching his fist into his palm.

Craig punched fattass in the nose and it started to bleed.

"That all you got?" Cartman said before leaping to tackle Craig. He swiftly dodged, wow fattass is even slower than I thought.

"Hey kids, don't you think it's time to stop playing? My son ,Tweek, has to come back to the coffee shop," Tweeks dad said breaking up the two boys. "Yeah you better go back to your stupid little shop before I beat you to a scalp!" Cartman said facing Tweek. He squeaked and clingged onto Craig.

Tweeks dad then picked us three up by our colers and chucked us into his car.

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"(Y/n), could you please think before you say stuff? Both you and Craig could have gotten hurt!" Tweek panicked while his dad opened the door for us. "For real, like Cartman can do some damage if you're not careful," Craig said patting me on the head guys. "Well thanks for caring about my well being, but I can run fast (if you can't, you can now) and I know that fattass can't. So, I should be good!" I said confidently.

"Well, you do you I guess. But don't come running to me if you get hurt," Craig said as we all sat down at a table. "If I can't run to you, then I'll run to Tweek. Then he will probably run to you and stress about it until you help. So HA!" I said smiling.

(A/n):
Idc if this was bad or not but ok. Also I'm on a school trip (it stared yesterday, Saturday ;-;) and goes on until Tuesday. Honestly, I'm just glad I get to miss two days of class though.

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