South Park X reader oneshots

Shower || Clyde X fem! Reader {smut}

If you don't know what smut is, PLEASE look it up BEFORE reading-

And yes, I know they are like 10. You and him are aged up to like 18 to 25, you pick.

(Y/n) POV:

I got home in a hurry, ready for the warm shower I've been dying to get all day. I sighed as I finally closed the door behind me and walked to the bathroom.

I turned on the water to get warm while I undress. I got out of (f/c) top, blue jeans/black sweatpants, and a white bra and underwear underneath.

I got into the shower as I felt the warm water coercing me. I leaned against the wall and let my thoughts take over.

My hand slowly crept down and started rubbing my area. I let out a quiet moan, ignoring my phone ringing from the counter.

After pleasing yourself 💅✨

I turned off the water and got out, satisfied with what I felt. But before I could get my clothes on, someone came into the bathroom.

"Clyde?" I questioned looking up at him. "You were ignoring my calls, so I asked Kenny for your keep. Also, I heard you," he said whispering the last part into my ear. I face became vary warm as I kept running those words though my head.

He than pinned me against the counter, aggressively but also in a gentle way. He started to make out with me, which I enjoyed. I wrapped my arms around his neck and his went around my waist. The only thing keeping my towel up was me shoved against the counter and his chest.

We pulled away a little after for air, as he started to go toward the edge of my towel. He stopped looking at me, I nodded and he continued. (Always ask for consent jeez-).

Clyde stared down at my chest, my body still damp and my hair soaking. He slowly reached his hand out a grasped my tit in his hand. I moaned out slightly as he started to lick the other. His other hand slowly rubbed it against my already soaking clit (it I spelt that wrong please correct me-).

"Mhm~" I moaned out as he started to go a little faster. He than stopped messing with my chest and bended down so where his head was right there. He brought his mouth to it and licked it again and again. I moaned louder as he put his tongue in and started licking my walls. My legs became shaky and I needed to hold onto the counter for support.

"C-Clyde I'm gonna......," I moaned out before he stopped.

"Please k-keep going!" I pleaded. "No thanks I'd rather cum the same time as you," he said taking off his jacket and throwing it on the floor. He finished taking off the rest of his clothes as I stared at him, switching from his faint but still visible 4 pack and his member. "Like what you see?" he said as I realized I was staring. "Well- I- just- I-" I stammered out but couldn't finish because he shoved his lips against mine.

We pulled away and he smirked down at me. He picked me up and set me down on the counter. He lined up with my entrance, but before he started he asked, "I can do this, right?" I nodded almost immediately.

(CONSENT IS KEY GUYS 💅✨)

Clyde than slammed into as I moaned out. "Damn, you're s-so tight," he panted. My walls adjusted to his size and I gave him a nod.

He slowly started to move and I couldn't stop my morning of pleasure. "Mhm~ yes~ faster!" I gasped. He immediately sped up and the pleasure was unbearable. I leaned back and the only thing that was holding me up was the wall the counter was connected to.

He kept slamming into me as he said, "I'm
a-about to mhm~ cum!" He cummed and I came soon after. We both were a panting mess. My legs were so week, I probably won't be able to walk for a month.

Bonus ending:

"Hey (Y/n), why are you limping?" Kenny said sarcastically and smirked. "Oh shut the fuck up," I responded. "Yeah, sure."

(A/n):
Idk I'm bored, and I totally didn't write like 3/4 of this in church-

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