Y'all I'm fucking dying, one of my friends was high as fuck and I told him to tell us a ghost story. It was all over the place😂😭💀
He's so out of the blue, the subject changes every 10-30 seconds. Right now he's talking about riding some motorcycle and going down a hill. He's going vrooom and stuff and now he's talking about how it's like being in a square car. His exact words were 'it's like sitting in a car but in the back it's no seat it's the wind and the hair mess up it's bad the wind is bad though'.
I'm literally crying rn from laughing so hard.
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Just gonna update every time it starts getting better. He was like did you know sand is yellow glass and my friend decided to humor him and said no. Then he responded with 'how you not know th-that. I taught you that in in uh science like school you know. My history teach in the uhm fourth grade I told you about he turned red like the cool-aid man. But I ain't got aids'. This is too much for me, expect this to be update like every 5 minutes
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He asked if I would ever beat up a bully if I had one and I said yes and he said 'oh you buff?' So I decided to mess with him and I responses with yeah you know those supermodels that are super buff that's what I look like. He said oh damn so you're buff but a female buff. Then my friend came back at the wrong moment and she said no she's not bulging buff but she's strong.
His voice dropped instantly 'so you lied to me?' I felt bad but couldn't stop laughing so I said no. My friend said that she's really strong she took down a guy three times her size in seconds. His voice instantly lit up and his exact words were 'so you're like a twig but a really strong one like those unbreakable ones.' At that moment I couldn't hold back my laughter and while I was laughing he changed the subject by saying I want Taco Bell but it makes me shit I I might go get some taco but I don't want to pay.
My friend said she works at Taco Bell which caused him to release some happy noise 'so you you can uhm you can hook me up' She laughed while he said we can all go together. Now he's back to talking about cars.
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I decided to mess with him some more💀
'So I talked about the friends the free food the killing my sister-' before he could continue I interrupted him and said I ate my friends, he started crying and said you seriously. Before my other friend could say no I shhhed her and said yes. He started sobbing and literally said 'I can't be friend with you you do the bad tings. First you kill babies and now you've eaten your friends by killing them. I want to be friends with you but you keep doing bad tings.'
He's fine now cause he's taking about mansions and the last Airbender and how he has water powers with his tiny hands. They smoke now they smoke I could blind you, now they fire but that makes sense cause they smoke. Someone help me I'm struggling to breath with all of this
