My Other Half

Cantankerous

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Levi - 11

Eren - 5

Chapter 5: Cantankerous

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Erens POV

Memories intruded my mind, triggering angst. Shouting out the wrong answer with confidence, accidentally making a sex reference whilst giving an oral speech, flirting with the wrong people, getting his pencil stuck on the ceiling, unintentionally.

⠀⠀I am the biggest dork of mankind. I scribbled down a formula for something I wouldn't use in a few years, but whatever. Math could be fun, if you knew what to do.

⠀⠀A seventh grade memory floated into my head, where I bent over in my chair and farted on the girl in the desk beside mine. Her face crumpled with disgust, as I said "Oops.".

⠀⠀Oops. Did I really just say oops? Chrysler, I can be one dumb mo-.

⠀⠀"Eren, what's the answer to 13?" Quickly scrutinizing my gaze to the worksheet we were reviewing, I answered: "113."

⠀⠀"That is incorrect. Can you explain how you got that?" I had a 'really bitch?' glare as I monotonously explained how I got 113.

⠀⠀"Okay students, tonight pages 19 through 23 will cover what we reviewed today. They're due at the start of the period tomorrow." Only four pages? Huh, maybe he's feeling nice today.

⠀⠀I sprinted towards the door, as the hoard of students filed out of the door, desperately trying to get to their stupid jock friends so they could socialise for the majority of our passing time, or the time we use to get to our next class.

⠀⠀I shoved through the packs of perfumed girls, Axe coated guys, and the ge - wait, that's Armin!

⠀⠀"Armi-!" A wave of students crowded my pathway, and he left with Erwin. Chrysler, all he did was spend time with Captain America Junior.

⠀⠀By my side, was the one and only, Levi Ackerman. I blushed quite a bit and nudged him playfully with my shoulder. He was caught off guard, as he fell on the ground, our peers running over him.

⠀⠀"HEY! STOP THERE!" I yelled. Surprisingly, everyone walked around us. Sticking my arm out, he grasped onto my wrist with a single hand as we both pulled. Our power was too strong, he flew into the wall, going head first into a wall as well as a kid.

⠀⠀"Excuse me, bro." I smirked and turned away, embarrassed for him. As he stepped towards me, he smacked my arm with force.

⠀⠀"Ow!" Not only did my arm hurt, but so did my head.

⠀⠀"Don't ever try shit with me again." He growled, face flushing the shade of embarrassment pink.

⠀⠀"Okay, but it was funny." I chuckled, and smiled at this memory we created. For a mere second, I swore I saw a flash of gold in his heart. Like, his chest glowed. I must be imagining things.

⠀⠀"Hey Levi?"

⠀⠀"Yeah?"

⠀⠀"Do you have a tattoo? I uh, damn, I meant, birthmark!"

⠀⠀"We all do, brat."

⠀⠀"If anything, I'm a superhero." I grinned at him, elbowing his ribs lightly.

⠀⠀"What does yours look like?"

⠀⠀"We're not supposed to discuss this! Well, not here." He took my forearm and dragged me to a janitor's closet.