𝗹𝗶𝗹𝘆 , 𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

( 𝗍𝗐𝗈 ) 𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗊𝗎𝗈𝗍𝖾𝗌

Leia: Truth or dare?

Taeil: Truth.

Leia: Tell me your password to your credit card.

Taeil: ...Dare.

Leia: I dare you to write me down the password to your credit card. HAH!

Jungwoo: Are you okay, Lili?

Leia: I am fine. Headaches are coming and going every now and then.

Chenle, Yangyang, and Hendery, coming in while kicking the door open: Here I come kicking the door, huh!

Leia, sighs: Here comes the headache...

Leia, wearing all black and covered up. Headphones over the ears.

NCTzens: She must be a bitch. She must be rude.

What Leia listens: Baby shark, du-du-du-du-du-du

NCT, goes into a restaurant.

Waiter: Would you like a table?

Leia: No, not at all. We came to eat on the floor. Carpet for 24 people, please?

Jaehyun: What's your greatest strength?

Leia: I am a great flirt.

Jaehyun, scoffed: Your weakness?

Leia, looking straight into his eyes: Those beautiful eyes.

Jaehyun, stunned: Babe-

Manager: How the hell did you two crash the car?

Taeyong: Leia was driving and there was a deer on the road. So, I said, "Leia, deer."

Manager, confused: And?

Leia: And I replied, yes baby!

Leia, gets a paper cut: Ow...

Jaemin, scoffs: Weak ass bitch...

A few moments later...

Jisung, panicked: HYUNG! JAEMIN-HYUNG IS LIGHTING ALL OUR PAPERS ON FIRE!

Jaemin: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HURT OUR SLEEPING BEAUTY

Haechan: It's really muggy outside today.

Leia, doing her job on her laptop: I'm gonna fucking kill you if I see those mugs outside, Lee Haechan.

Haechan: *sips coffee from a bowl.

Leia: Let's go get a birthday cake!

Doyoung & Taeyong: But it isn't anyone's birthday today.

Leia while pouting: But the cake doesn't know that...

Doyoung & Taeyong: Valid. Now let's get 3 of the cakes.

Leia: Fuck you.

Johnny: Is that an insult or a to-do list?

The rest of NCT 2021: What...?

Taeyong: NOW WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT HER THAT!? TEN, YOU BETTER HIDE BEFORE I SMACK YOUR FLAT ASS!