Irrelevant (Bungo Stray Dogs x Gn!reader)

Another day, another mess

Warning(s): Mention of suicide, kidnapping (?) and bombing

Dazai went missing. He was caught by the port mafia meaning that from my perspective he was exactly where he's supposed to be. While the port mafia was handling Dazai I had to keep an eye on the agency who wasn't taking the missing Dazai case that seriously. I was taken aback by that honestly. One of the trainees had suggested that he was once again trying to commit suicide.

I knew of Dazai's desire to die. And I understood it, I even related to it at times.

"You should eat lunch", Evelyn reminded handing me a lunch box.

Ranpo was immediately alerted, "Y/n, do you have those cookies?" Ever since the first time I offered them for him it has become a routine. Every day Evelyn would pack cookies enough for Ranpo to have a satisfying share.

"Yes, yes, this time she used milk chocolate instead of dark chocolate", I answered. I wondered if Ranpo had any allergies, if he did, I could keep my whole lunch, of course, if I wasn't allergic to it as well. Ranpo had odd similarities with Q, or well, they both took liking to my lunch was the similarity that I was thinking of. Evelyn had packed almost double my lunch the first day at the agency since she was used to Q having half of it. I suddenly began wondering whether Q had something proper to eat while I was gone.

"Y/n! Another helper for my shopping trip would be nice!" Yosano yelled having Atsushi by her side already.

Kajii Motojiro was meant to attack them today, but that was later on, I could join her for now, we just needed to walk to different directions before he shows up. "Yeah, I'd like to join you. I need to go shopping for some groceries with Evelyn afterwards, though". Evelyn agreed with a nod, this was also true as much as one would think it's a lie. I didn't lie as much as people assumed I did, I just expressed my emotions differently.

"Oh yeah, if you come Evelyn-san will as well", she had a weird look on her face, "I'll have six extra pairs of hands". That sounded way creepier than she intended, at least I hope it did.

We truly did end up carrying all the shoppings. I didn't know what some of these bags contained but I sure as hell had to carry four as well as Evelyn. Poor Atsushi had even more. But one thing that I took note of was Kyoko, I saw her. I didn't know why she was here but I surely saw her as well as Atsushi. I wasn't sure what happened between them but it seemed like something did. I felt bad for the girl, Akutagawa was cruel in his own way. I haven't been the victim of his mistreatment but I could imagine how it was. I only hoped that he was better than Dazai.

We sat on the train where Yosano warned both of us of port mafia, especially me who had ran away from them.

"Ladies and gentlemen", that wasn't the voice I was expecting to hear from the speakers. No, Evelyn wasn't unbothered as she usually would be when hearing announcements. "We will now commit an experiment".

Shit! I shouldn't have stepped into this train. The fake conductor continued to explain something about bombs in the train. It was Kajii's doing. That lemon man could've told me that he would show up now or at least check that I was off before starting his "experiment".

"Evelyn, have you seen any bombs being placed?" I whispered. Kajii was, or was supposed to be, instructed not to kill me. "Walk through the train and defuse them. Do not die. The bomber is relevant". Evelyn heard every word and followed the command as I sat still stone cold. My act had dropped.

Yosano looked at me and Atsushi, "Well, well, Y/n has some aces up their sleeve. Y/n stay here and calm everyone while I go there", she pointed towards the direction that Evelyn had walked to, "And you go there", she pointed the opposite direction for Atsushi. I also nodded in compliance. I might have not been the best choice for a person to calm others but surely I wouldn't seem anxious and make them scared.

I could hear bombs going off as I sat with an elderly lady and her granddaughter. It was loud, I didn't like it yet I smiled when looking down at the girl, "Soon that sound will stop and you and your grandma will go shopping for pretty clothes". Every time I was scared Evelyn would tell me that we were going out to get some ingredients and bake, or she would bake and I would eat.

I felt a sudden pang on my chest. It was Evelyn.

"I need to go now", I ran to the direction where Yosano and Evelyn had gone before. No bombs had gone off on my way, though, I didn't know whether there were any. The previously bloody wound was merely a scab that would likely fall off on its own eventually. Though, admittedly running wasn't the most pleasant feeling. If Evelyn were to face Kajii in front of Yosano she would fight but otherwise she'd just go past him to the next cart. I guess the first option came to be the truth.

The explosions were closer with each step. I hated loud voices and despised guns. Too loud. "Evelyn!" I yelled opening each of the doors entering the next cart until I saw smoke coming from the next one. "Kajii you bastard, I'll stab you if you killed Evelyn". Even though I didn't stab people who didn't deserve it, in my eyes he did if something had happened to Evelyn. I pushed the button to open the door and it surprisingly enough worked.

Yosano was lying on the ground while Kajii was giving her a speech. I blinked few times my mouth gaping open. I was looking for Evelyn with my eyes as the adults were ignoring my existence. Evelyn was indeed in a bad condition, as I expected. I smiled at Kajii tilting my head slightly to the right, "You don't want to be irrelevant, do you?" I quietly asked.

"Y/n-!" Yosano started before a bigger bomb exploded.