Irrelevant (Bungo Stray Dogs x Gn!reader)

Y/n and characters (not a new chapter)

Ryuro Hirotsu, Michizo Tachihara and Junichiro Tanizaki 

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Trigger warning(s): knives and mention of suicide

Ryuro Hirotsu and Y/n

The black lizard was a group of capable people and I could respect that. Hirotsu was someone I respected greatly because of his protective nature, or so I supposed. Evelyn mentioned how protective he actually is. 

"Y/n-san, let's get going", Hirotsu told. The three bodies were left behind as I walked by his side. He was my guide and personal guard at the time since Evelyn had died and apparently Mori didn't trust my fighting skills. 

"That was a suicide, when we look further into them we'll find out that something happened to drive them over the edge", I said. 

Hirotsu took out a cigarette and light it. "So, it's done?" 

He always light a cigarette after the case was solved. I've heard him mention multiple times how they taste better after a job well done. I didn't like the smell but gladly not much smoke came through my mask if any. "I think so, we just need a motive which shouldn't be difficult to find". 

We walked in silence for some time until I saw a character run towards us. "Hirotsu-san, you see that too, right?" I asked nodding forward. The man had a knife, I could tell since the blade reflected some light. "Who attacks with a knife anyway? Seems useless if you can only do close range attacks", I continued. 

"Don't you also use knives?" Hirotsu asked. He was walking with his hands behind his back staring at the man. He was still quite far. 

"Of course, but I know how to use them right". I took one of the knives out handing it to Hirotsu, "Launch it towards him, please?" My request was listened to as his ability launched it towards him giving it a lot more power than I could with bare hands. Yet he missed. I looked at Hirotsu, "You should learn how to aim". I took out another knife throwing it between some of his ribs avoiding any vital organs. "He'll live... well, he'll live if we get him now and not let him bleed out". 

Hirotsu looked at me while quietly mumbling, "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me". 

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Michizo Tachihara and Y/n (why people are scared of Y/n at times)

Trigger warning(s): violence

The first time I worked with Tachihara was purely because he was deemed to be a decent baby sitter. It was interesting how I've met most of the people in the port mafia due them looking after me. He was an arrogant man who had pride. I was glad he didn't belittle me immediately, though, it was bound to happen. 

This was also the first time I was sent to hunt down a group of traitors. Before I've only identified them. And as much as I wanted to avoid any bigger confrontation with them, I wouldn't run away from a fight. 

"Is this your first time hunting down someone, kid?" Tachihara asked. 

I looked at him for a moment, I might be 13 and he might be 16, but that didn't mean he should call me a kid, especially when he was still a child himself. I may not mind Hirotsu or Mori calling me that but both of them were adults. "It is". Evelyn walked behind us watching our backs just in case of a surprise attack. 

Eventually we had made our way to an alley where they were rumoured to meet. The tip was from a reasonably trustworthy source. And we indeed saw three black suited men talking to one another. "Hello fellas!" Tachihara greeted, "Mind if we join you?" he calmly walked to them but soon was met with guns. "You're no fun", he commented before pulling out his own gun. 

It was one versus three at the moment and I was intrigued to make it even but I wanted to see where his arrogance would lead him. "Let's keep our positions", I told Evelyn. I don't know whose idea it was exactly to only sent out us two since usually I would have at least five guards following in close distance with automatic guns. Now there was one man with two pistols. 

He was shot to the shoulder before he was able to hide behind bins. I was standing still staring at them waiting to be noticed. Once I was, I would also take cover. I glanced at Tachihara before feeling a hot, sharp pain on my shoulder. Oh... I was shot. I looked at my shoulder before feeling another bullet go into my thigh. I almost dived to take cover. I looked at Tachihara once again. 

"You're supposed to be my partner!" he yelled. He was right, I was supposed to be there to protect him. "You're just a kid huh?" he smiled desperately. 

I looked at Evelyn, "They're irrelevant. All of them are irrelevant!"

Evelyn's eyes began glowing purple as she went forward. She was shot again and again but she never stopped. She didn't stop before all three were lying on the ground lifeless. Their irrelevant existence has ended. 

I stood up with help of Evelyn as we went together to check on Tachihara, "People who are irrelevant do not matter. They can be killed". I smiled while telling that. I told that to everyone who had seen Evelyn after I tell someone is irrelevant.

Tachihara seemed amazed.

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Junichiro Tanizaki

"Y/n... do I want to know what's going on?" Tanizaki walked into the office. 

I was standing on my hands against the wall. I was slowly feeling my blood draining from my legs and my face getting redder. "A bet and I'm going to win". 

Evelyn was sitting in the corner looking disappointed. Tanizaki took a seat next to her, "Um, what is this bet?"

"Whoever can hold that position longer has to make or buy the other one lunch for the week", Evelyn explained. 

"Who versus who?"

"Whoever can beat Y/n wins... anyone can participate. Kunikida-san is timing Y/n's performance and whoever beats that or if multiple people beat it will win". People at the agency liked to steal my lunches. Though, I couldn't take credit of those lunches since Evelyn has been making them since I was young and slowly they have been adapted into their healthiest and most energy rich form that I still enjoyed eating. 

Some time later. 

I was sitting on one of the tables tapping my finger on the table. Tanizaki was doing a handstand against the wall. His face was getting red and his hands seemed to be shaking. He was beating my time by a minute now, which I doubted was possible since I was in edge of fainting when I finally turned the right way. "Evelyn, please try touching Tanizaki-san's leg for me. He has beaten my time already anyway". Evelyn did as asked just to reveal an illusion. "Son of a-"