Irrelevant (Bungo Stray Dogs x Gn!reader)

Y/n and characters (not a new chapter)

Koyo Ozaki, Akiko Yosano and Kenji Miyazawa

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Koyo Ozaki

Includes exaggerated pessimism

"There's not love or hope", Koyo commented. We were sitting in a lounge both leaning back on our seats looking at the ceiling. Evelyn was sitting on the other side of the room with good posture trying to smile while listening to us.

"Love sucks", I said.

"Love's fake, there's no such thing as a real love".

"If the world was burning down, what would love do?"

"Maybe make you more miserable".

Mori peeked into the room getting a small greeting from Evelyn. I noticed that he came in but didn't care much. "What's going on here?" he asked going to Evelyn rather than Koyo or me, which was probably the best choice.

"They're sulking... at least I believe it's that", Evelyn explained.

"Hope's just some sort of weird way of thinking that's not in correlation with reality", I said crossing my fingers and placing them on my stomach.

"Yeah, hope's useless as well".

Mori glanced at Koyo and then me, "Koyo-san might have drunk some wine.... but Y/n hasn't drunk anything, right?"

Evelyn blinked few times, "No, they've been doing this for half an hour now and come to the conclusion that hope, love, trust and faith are useless". She tried smiling. "I believe this will end in few hours". This wasn't the first time I've felt this way but now I had someone to share the feeling with.

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Akiko Yosano and Y/n

"Dr Yosano?" I knocked on the door of the infirmary. I would usually find her there. She told me to get my leg checked after few days to make sure there wasn't an infection of any sort and that it was healing at a normal rate.

"Come in!"

I stepped into the room and looked around; it was empty as usual. To my understanding she didn't treat people outside the agency unless they were brought in. "You told me to come in to check my leg", Evelyn was still supporting me and helped me up the stairs. I have been walking and training my endurance as much as possible. During my stay in the port mafia it was easy; you got hurt, you didn't do anything for few days and then got back whether you were better or not. In my case Mori checked on bigger injuries.

"Yes, yes, take a seat". I looked around to see all sorts of medial stuff, this included few scalpels that I was more than familiar with. "What are you staring at?"

I looked towards her, I didn't know whether to tell the truth or lie. "Oh, well, scalpels. I used to throw them like darts".

Yosano looked at me for a while before there was a glint in her eye. Suddenly I got shivers.

An hour later Atsushi walked in, "Yosa-" a scalpel flew past his head to a drawn circle on the wall, "Oh my god!" he gasped. I stopped before I threw another scalpel, I knew we should've put the target somewhere else.

"Look, look Atsushi-kun, Y/n's quite handy with the scalpels". Yosano guided Atsushi to the line where we threw the scalpels at the target where I was still standing. "Come on now, Y/n, show Atsushi-kun how to throw to the bull's eye". Atsushi was visibly shivering as I closed my other side then opening it just before throwing and indeed hit the middle.

"I don't think you two should be left on your own from now on", Atsushi whimpered giving a shaking smile while looking at the aim.

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Kenji Miyazawa and Y/n

I went to run errands with Kenji's assistance one sunny day. He was a sweet boy and surprisingly younger than me. He was also very popular as he greeted dozens of people on the way and they returned the greeting. Kunikida was originally against Kenji joining me but as soon as he heard that Evelyn will be there, he suddenly agreed. I understood his logic but I was still slightly offended.

"So, we have a shopping list that Evelyn-san gathered", I told him. Kenji would be amazing at carrying the groceries since when Evelyn carried them, my energy was slowly drained since all of her stamina came from me.

"Yes!" he was so positive. I've heard of some of his methods used previously. We went from a shop to the next gathering the whole list, which was surprisingly difficult considering how it included items that the other members of the agency had added.

"Kenji-kun", I caught his attention before offering a warm snack that I bought myself and him. I handed it to him as he gladly ate it. "Do you need to get anything or was this is?" I asked.

"Yeah, this was it".

We were sitting against a metal fence. The sun was setting and I had heard Kenji's stomach crumbling, hence why I had bought the snacks.

"You know, Y/n, I always get sleepy when I eat", he yawned before settling himself against my shoulder.

I looked at him before looking at Evelyn. I didn't mind that he was asleep against shoulder but I did mind that we were far from the agency. "What am I supposed to do now?!" I whisper yelled at Evelyn trying not to wake him up, though, I highly doubt that he'd wake up. He seemed like a deep sleeper to me.

Evelyn seemed dumbfounded. I guess she was also confused what to do.

Eventually I carried Kenji on my back while Evelyn carried all the groceries. We didn't take the train since the agency wasn't too far away but the walk back still felt very long. "He's surprisingly light considering how strong he is", I told Evelyn.