Together at once!

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"Good morning Dream.." Karl said as he took a sip of coffee. Dream squealed and spun around. "The fuck! You scared the shit out of me.." he said holding his hand over his chest.

"Mm- well it was a little difficult to sleep when all I heard was 'aHa~ hARder~' I'm surprised those two even slept!" Karl said nodding to Sapnap and Quackity. Dream looked at them and chuckled. "Yeah, sorry, I tried to make him quiet it down."

"Oh- yeah that's helpful." Karl said rolling his eyes. "Don't act like you and Nick haven't done anything." Karl spit out his coffee and started choking. Dream laughed at him and threw him a water bottle. "Yea, I've heard." Dream chuckled.

"Just, don't tell Quackity or Nick about it, I mean I don't care but like- you know." Karl giggled. "Don't worry, my lips are sealed." "Thanks." Dream said as he spun around with pain killers, water, and some cream Karl couldn't read it. All he knew was George was in horrible pain. Not a surprise whatsoever.

"Karlllll..." Karl perked up and peaked over the couch. "Quackity?" "No, it's you favorite horny mother fucker, your boyfriend..." Karl laughed at his sarcasm. He stood up and stumbled into the living and plopped down on Sapnap. "Good morning.." he giggled laying his head down on his chest. "How'd you sleep?" Karl looked up at him with an annoyed look.

"I wish I could say like a prince.." "why?" "I think you would know, I'm surprised you slept through ALLLLLLLLL of it though...didn't even move." Sapnap laughed out which woke Quackity. "Shut the fuck up, fuckers!" He screamed into his pillow.

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Dream tried to be quiet as he entered the bedroom. "Hmm..." George hummed. Dream smiled and sat down beside him. "Hi, how you feeling?" "Uh well..if I'm being completely honest here, my ass hurts and I think I pulled a muscle in my back-" Dream couldn't help but giggle which turned into a wheeze as he handed George the pills and water. He giggled as he sat up and swallowed the pills. Dream ran his hand up George's forehead pushing his hair back.

Patches let out a noise as she stretched across George's lap. George giggled and patted her. "Your dad fucking killed me mate." Dream grabbed the back of George's neck and wheezed as he leaned to his side and kissed his timples. "I love you pretty boy." Dream sighed leaning into him. George looked up at him and smiled. " I love you way more handsome." Dream chuckled and kissed him. Patches let out a meow which made them split and giggle.

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"Oh look! George decided to get up! You lazy ass.." Quackity said pointing at him. George flipped him off as he walked into the he kitchen, he had somewhat of a limp. Karl and Sapnap laughed as Dream walked in who raised his brow. "The fuck y'all laughing at? What's so funny?" Quackity asked getting aggressive.

"Oh my god! Remember when I slipped and nearly busted my ass!" George giggled pointing to the middle of the kitchen floor. "Nah, I think that was Dream.." Karl giggled. Dream smirked and wrapped his arms around his waist and let out a light chuckle as he slightly swayed them. "No, I slipped first, thanks to that asshole!" George said pointing to Quackity. "I actually busted my ass." Dream spoke low. George looked up at him with a smile and grabbed his forearms.

"Yea?" George huffed. Dream nodded and started to lean down. "You busted my ass that's for sure."

Dream chuckled before their lips collided. Quackity gagged, and he made it very clear and loud when he did. Dream and George looked at them when Karl started giggling at Quackity. "Go fuck somewhere else."

"Already did." George snapped before spinning around and opening the cabinet. Dream chuckled and grabbed a two bowls and passed them to George as he grabbed a box of cereal. "What's on the schedule for today boys?" Sapnap yawned. Dream sighed as he grabbed the milk.