1/14/22: Welcome to the first batch of Ninjago Incorrect Quotes!
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Lloyd: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Jay: What's it like being tall?
Jay: Is it nice?
Jay: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Kai: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Nya: It was one time!
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Zane: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.
Lloyd: Punt like football.
(look at the image at the top for reference)
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Nya: Jay... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Jay: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Nya: I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
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Kai, texting: O
Jay: What?
Kai: Don't read into that.
Jay: But I will read into that.
Kai: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!
Jay: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Kai: Dude, really?
Kai: It's a stupid letter.
Jay: It could stand for something!
Kai: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!
Jay: Like Oppression! Or worse...
Kai: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Jay: Optometrist.
Kai: Oh my FSM...
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Lloyd: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Lloyd: That's why I own TEN guns.
Lloyd: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Young Lloyd: I am strong! I beat Jay at arm wrestling!
Kai: Anyone can beat Jay at arm wrestling!
Jay: Hey-
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Cole: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Zane: Neither.
Zane: Because it's twelve.
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Kai: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Cole: That's deep.
Jay: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Cole: That's deeper.
Nya: ...You guys are idiots.
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Lloyd, after Harumi betrayed him: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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A/N: Welp, that's all for now!
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
