6/19/22: Another batch! <3
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Kai: Would you slap Harumi-
Nya: Yes.
Kai: I didn't even finish!
Nya: Sorry, continue.
Kai: Would you slap Harumi for 10 dollars?
Nya: I would do it for free.
Harumi: Rude...
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Skylor: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Kai: Burn the house down.
Skylor: And what did you do?
Kai: I made dinner.
Skylor:
Kai:
Skylor:
Kai: And burnt the house down.
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Lloyd: They made Jay cry!
Wu: Jay always cries!
Jay: That's not true! *cries*
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Kai: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.
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Wu: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Zane: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Wu: Stop failing.
Nya: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Nya: *Succeeds*
Nya: Dang it!
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Skylor: Just be careful, Kai!
Kai: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Skylor!
Kai: It's everything around me that's careless.
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Jay: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Nya: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Jay: FSM?!
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Harumi: Lloyd, my old friend!
Lloyd: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Harumi: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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*Kai is casually searching around the room*
Lloyd: Hey Kai, what're you looking for?
Kai: My will to live.
*Skylor walks into the room*
Kai: Oh, there it is.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
