6/17/22: YES :O I'M NOT DEAD!!1!1! Anyhoo, here's an update :) <3
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Zane: How would you like your pancakes?
Nya: Plain.
Jay: With sprinkles!
Cole: Chocolate chips!
Kai: Potatoes.
*Nya, Jay, and Cole look at Kai*
Kai: What? They're good.
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Zane: Hello, I'm Zane Julien. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
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Garmadon: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Misako: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Garmadon: No!
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Skylor: Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Kai: Why start now?
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The Ninja: Come on, Ronin, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Ronin: Yes I can. Fifty dollars, not including tax.
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Jay: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Kai: Ok, Jay, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Jay: 1917.
Kai: ...You're ready.
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Zane: *Pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*
Nya: Where did you get that?
Zane: My pocket.
Nya: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Zane: Skills.
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Cole: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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Kai: Master Wu likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Jay: Are you reading fanfiction?
Zane, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Jay: Oh, is it on AO3?
Zane: This is NGTV.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
