1/14/22: *not me making a fifth batch, pfff- couldn't be me at all-*
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Jay, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Lloyd, standing in front of Jay: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Jay, crying: Please...stop...
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Kai: I didn't drink that much last night.
Nya: You were flirting with Skylor.
Kai: So what? They're my partner.
Nya: You asked if they were single.
Nya: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Nya: You disgust me.
Cole: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
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Lloyd: The ritual. To perform it requires a sacrifice.
Kai: Sacrifice? I nominate someone expendable... like Jay.
Jay: Wait, what?
Kai: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Jay: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!
Lloyd: Its not that kind of sacrifice guys!
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Ronin: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Young Lloyd: I desire moisture.
Cole: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Dareth: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Ronin: Not by the law!
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Cole: You're from Ignacia, right?
Kai: Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ignacia.
Kai: I live in the moment.
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Cole: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Cole: You're just being paranoid. Again.
Jay: When have I been paranoid?
Cole: Um, when you first met Wu you thought they were an undercover cop...?
Jay: No one has a beard that big, I thought it was covering a surveillance camera!
Cole: And last year you were sure there was a ghost butler!
Jay: A mysterious person was creepily doing our chores! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Jay's theory is proven wrong*
Cole: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Jay: I still think there's a ghost butler.
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A/N: Okay, I think I'm done for the day... or am I-
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
