1/15/2022: Aaaaand here's another batch!
Warning: they have a lot of shipping xD-
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Nya, to Jay: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle you... have fun figuring out which one.
***This also works with Skylor***
Skylor, to Kai: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle you... have fun figuring out which one.
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Pixal: Zane is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Akita: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss them.
Nya: Tackle him!
Harumi: Dump him.
Skylor: Kick him in the shin!
Zane: N-no to all of those! J-just ask me to lean down!!
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Harumi: So, are you two dating now?
Lloyd & Akita: Yes.
Harumi: Why?
Akita: I happen to find Lloyd very appealing.
Harumi: Yeah, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Akita.
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Nya: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Jay: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Nya: That one. I want that one.
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Jay: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Nya: Wow. They sound stupid.
Jay: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Nya: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Jay: I guess you're right. Hey Nya, I love you.
Nya: See? Just say that!
Jay: Holy cow!
Nya: If that flies over their head then, sorry Jay, but they're too dumb for you.
Jay: *inhales sharply* Nya-
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Kai: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Skylor: The dishes.
Kai: Wh-
Skylor: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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*Trying to cheer Lloyd after a break up*
Nya: You broke up with Harumi for a reason.
Lloyd: I know, I know. I'm just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven't called. Why haven't they called?
Pixal: Maybe because you told them not to. (̶M̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶-̶)̶
Lloyd: What are you, the Memory Person?
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Jay: Hey random, what are your favorite flowers?
Nya: Peonies, why?
Jay:
Nya: Were you going to get me flowers?
Jay:
Nya:
Jay: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Cole: Why are your tongues purple?
Skylor: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Kai: I had a red one.
Cole: oh.
Cole:
Cole: OH.
Lloyd:
Lloyd: You drank each other's slushies?
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Jay: Well, remember when Nya made a romantic dinner for me?
Cole: Jay, they microwaved you a pizza.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
