1/14/22: *sighs* I'm bored, so I'm making even MORE! *laughs maniacally*
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*don't ask why Effie from Hunger Games is in this-*
Effie Trinket: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?
Lloyd: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Effie: ...
Lloyd: ...
Effie: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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Jay: I know one person who finds me funny!
Kai: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Jay: Okay then I'm out.
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Pixal: If you could guess, how many neural circuits do you have?
Zane: Executive cucumber.
Pixal:
Pixal: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Zane: I love that potato.
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Zane: Would never stab anyone.
Cole: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Jay: Yells "I won't hesitate!" first.
Kai: Would stab without warning.
Nya: Would stab as a warning.
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Nya: How did you even get in here?
Young Lloyd: Zane's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Lloyd's door"!
Zane: I'm closing the window.
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Lloyd on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Lloyd on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Skylor, skipping rocks on a lake with Kai: It's such a beautiful evening.
Kai: Yeah, it is.
Kai: *whispering* Take that you lake.
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Wu: Lloyd, no.
Young Lloyd: Lloyd, yes.
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Kai: Master, I screwed up, big time.
Wu: Kai, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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*before Jay and Nya started dating*
Jay: Well, remember when Nya made a romantic dinner for me?
Cole: Jay, they microwaved you a pizza.
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A/N: I'm probably gonna make the fourth batch right now lol-
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HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
