6/19/22: More quotes! <3
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Cole: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Vania: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Kai: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Nya: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
Kai, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!
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Nya: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Jay: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Nya: ...
Nya: You mean ring bearER, right?
Jay: ...
Nya: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Kai: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Skylor: This is a lie.
Skylor: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Skylor: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Kai: I think I'm falling for you.
Skylor: Then get up.
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Jay: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Zane: ...what happened?
Jay: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Lloyd: When Rumi was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Akita: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Garmadon: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Misako: Aren't you forgetting something?
Garmadon: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Misako's forehead before running out.*
Misako: No, pay your bill! Who raised you?!
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Lloyd: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Harumi: Aww-
Lloyd: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Lloyd: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Zane: You're drinking orange juice.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
