1/17/22: Here's batch #10!
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Dareth, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!
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Kai: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit their face with a brick?
Zane: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Kai, tearing up: That- That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard :')
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Young Lloyd: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Kai: You sleep with a teddybear.
Young Lloyd: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Jay: Don't go to the kitchen.
Cole: Why?
Jay: I saw a spider.
Cole: Well, did you kill it?
Jay: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Zane: If I run and leap at Pixal, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Zane, running towards Pixal: Coming in!
Pixal: No! I'm holding coffee!
Pixal: *Drops coffee and catches Zane*
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Skylor: I have a new hoodie.
Kai: Wrong.
Kai: We have a new hoodie.
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Cole: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Jay, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Dareth: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.
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Lloyd: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Ninja: Awwww-
Lloyd: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Ninja: Oh.
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Zane: Why are you guys acting like this?
Kai: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
