1/16/22: Alright, so here's the eighth batch!
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Jay: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Zane: A doll.
Cole: A cinnamon roll.
Nya: A sweetheart.
Jay:
Jay: ...stop it.
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Mystake: *transforms to look like Harumi*
Harumi: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Kai & Ray:*Playing video games*
Maya: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Kai: *silence*
Ray: *silence*
Maya, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Kai & Ray in shame: Yeah...
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Kai: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Kai: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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Cole: I have a bad feeling about this...
Kai: What do you mean?
Cole: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Kai: No?
Nya: That actually explains so much.
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Jay: Can I ask a dumb question?
Zane: Better than anyone I know.
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*Nya is telling a story*
Jay: Wow, Nya, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Cole: Romance?
Jay: I have a crush on her.
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Kai: Where are you going?
Skylor: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Kai: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Nya, knowing full well that Kai got Skylor an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Kai: Are you a painting?
Skylor: Wha-?
Kai: Because I want to pin you to a wal-
Lloyd: OH FSM I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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Nya: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Movie Lloyd: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
