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6/19/22: Pixane time! <3

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Zane: Pixal, you love me, right?

Pixal: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

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Pixal: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Zane: The mouth of a jellyfish is also a bottom.

Pixal: Stop.

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Zane: How much did you spend on this date?

Pixal: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Zane: We both look very handsome tonight.

Pixal: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Zane: I couldn't take that chance.

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Zane: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Pixal: Peonies, why?

Zane:

Pixal: Were you going to get me flowers?

Zane:

Pixal:

Zane: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Pixal: Are you coming to bed?

Zane: I can't. This is important.

Pixal: What?

Zane: Someone is wrong on the internet.

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Zane: How do you want your coffee?

Pixal: Black, like my soul.

Zane:

Zane: Pixal, your soul is a latte.

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Zane: Hey Pixal, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Zane: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Pixal: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Pixal: The satisfaction.

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Zane I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Pixal: These are... handcuffs.

Zane: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Zane: You have any sunscreen?

Pixal: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

Zane: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

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