6/19/22: Pixane time! <3
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Zane: Pixal, you love me, right?
Pixal: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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Pixal: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Zane: The mouth of a jellyfish is also a bottom.
Pixal: Stop.
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Zane: How much did you spend on this date?
Pixal: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Zane: We both look very handsome tonight.
Pixal: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Zane: I couldn't take that chance.
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Zane: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Pixal: Peonies, why?
Zane:
Pixal: Were you going to get me flowers?
Zane:
Pixal:
Zane: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Pixal: Are you coming to bed?
Zane: I can't. This is important.
Pixal: What?
Zane: Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Zane: How do you want your coffee?
Pixal: Black, like my soul.
Zane:
Zane: Pixal, your soul is a latte.
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Zane: Hey Pixal, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Zane: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Pixal: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Pixal: The satisfaction.
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Zane I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.
Pixal: These are... handcuffs.
Zane: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
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Zane: You have any sunscreen?
Pixal: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Zane: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...