6/19/22: Aaand another update! <3
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Kai: Did you wash the dishes?
Jay: I thought you wanted to do that...
Kai: *chuckles* You were WRONG.
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Jay: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Cole: Do not do that.
Jay: You won't even notice!
Vania, entering: Jay, you wanted to see me again?
Jay: Cole's single.
Cole:
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Wu, knocking on the door: Cole, open up!
Cole: It all started when I was a kid.
Wu: That's not what I-
Vania: Let him finish!
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Jay: I just found out from Cole today that when Zane died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Pythor said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."
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Jay: I'm not that stupid!
Cole: Jay, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Jay: ZANE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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Cole: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Misako?
Jay: ...Not really.
Cole: Nothing?
Jay: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
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Jay: Why don't people have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Zane: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Zane: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Jay: My head hurts.
Zane: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Jay on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Jay on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Jay: Oooh, a train!
Nya: We're in a train station, Jay.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
