07/01/22: Happy July! <3
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Kai: HELP! I TOLD SKYLOR I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Cole, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Cole: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Jay: I photosynthesize with this.
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Kai: Hey, Skylor. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Skylor: I like sunflowers.
Kai, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shoot-
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Kai: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Brat."
Nya: I see you're passing on your name.
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Zane: You know you can die from that, right?
Kai: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point.
Cole: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.
Lloyd: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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Ray: Kai, what do you have?
Kai: A KNIFE!
Ray: Okay, have fu-
Wu: nO-
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Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Cole: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Jay for dinner.
Kai: What is wrong with you people?
Cole: Shut up, chocolate.
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Kai: *about Cole and Vania* They make a cute couple, huh?
Zane: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Cole: Did you like the food I made?
Kai: No, not really.
Cole: But I put my heart and soul into it!
Zane: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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Nya: *is hugging Lloyd*
Cole: Hey! It's my turn to hug Lloyd!
Cole: *grabs Lloyd*
Jay: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Nya: No, It's still my turn!
Lloyd: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Zane: But we need the moral support!
Nya: And you're small! Which is cute!
Kai: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Lloyd: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
