Incorrect Quotes (coz why not?)

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Pfft- idk I got bored. I'm struggling with finding motivation to write, so take these

Also... these pretty much just make fun of Y/n being blind. I'm not trying to offend anyone, so don't come after me please-

Sapnap: Y/n spell out 'Icup'
Y/n: I C U P
Y/n: wait-
Dream in another room: Sapnap! That's not logical!

Y/n: Dream, why didn't I cross the road?
Dream: Because it's not safe?
Y/n: No, it's because I didn't make it across.
Dream: Y/N-

Dream: Y/n can you pass me that mug?
*Glass shatters*
Dream: Y/n?! Why?!
Y/n: What? Did you catch it?

Inspo from Dream shorts
George: Y/n I asked for a hoodie, not an apron!
Y/n: what... it is a hoodie
Sapnap: Yeah I asked for a napkin, and you brought me a cactus! How are those even similar??
Y/n: I'm sorry, it's not my fault I'm blind okay?
Dream: But it is your fault!
Dream: She only uses her blindness when it's convenient.

Dream: Y/n I need help writing this, do you have some advice?
*Y/n scribbles on paper*
Y/n: I think I spelled that right
Dream: Y/n, those aren't words

Sapnap: Why did I ask you to do this?
Y/n: it can't be that hard right?
Sapnap: I'm literally trusting you to put eyesdrops in my eyes.
Y/n: pfft- don't worry I'm the best.
*continues to get the medicine everywhere*

Y/n, out of breath: There, finally!
*Dream walks into the room*
Dream: Y/n why do you need a mirror?
Y/n: MIND YA BUSINESS DREAM

Dream helps Y/n throw a frisbee
Dream: Ok, let go.
*Y/n throws frisbee and hits Sapnap in the face*
Sapnap: AH-
Y/n: Ladies and Gentlemen, We got 'em

*Sapnap lights a firework*
Dream: Woah that was a colorful one
George and Y/n: Indeed

George: Y/n fold here
Y/n: where is here?
George: There
Y/n: Thanks! That helps a lot!

Dream: Y/n! There is another stair!
Y/n trips and face plants on the floor
Y/n: Thanks
Dream walks away: No problem

Y/n: BINGO!
Dream: Y/n, we are playing Poker.
Y/n: UNO!
Sapnap and George: *leaves*
Dream: Fine, I guess you win

Dream: Y/n what main dry ingredient did you use for the cake?
Y/n: Uh flour? Why?
Dream: That wasn't flour.
Dream: That's salt
Y/n: OH so that's why it was SaLty-

Carnival game employee: So throw this at the target, and you'll win a stuffed animal
*Dream takes the ball and throws, but misses*
Y/n takes the ball, and full-on chucks it:
*target breaks*
Y/n: HA GIMME THAT PRIZE FOOL!
George and Sapnap: Woah better not get on her bad side

They all go shopping
Y/n: Dream! Put this on for me
*holds out a dress*
Dream: Don't you dare-
Y/n: OH DWEAM~

Y/n and Dream watching a sad movie and Y/n is crying:
Dream: What's wrong?
Y/n: it's sad
Dream: You don't even know what's happening
Y/n: I know but... feelings 😖

Y/n: Dream are you a psychopath that manipulates children?
Dream: I-
Y/n: I'm kidding! You're a werewolf, no need to hide it anymore, I'll still love you
Dream, nervously: Yes

*Y/n cleaning*
Dream: What are you doing?
Y/n: Dusting
Dream: Patches?
Y/n: Why are you dusting Patches?
Dream: WHY ARE YOU DUSTING PATCHES?!

Y/n and the boys playing Basketball
Dream: Y/n shoot!
*Y/n shoots but misses*
The boys: YOOOOOO NO WAY Y/N!! YOU GOT IT!!!
Y/n: AYYYY LETS GOOOOO

Y/n puts a bandana on Dream
Dream: I can't see
Y/n: Oh really?
Y/n: That's how it works
George and Sapnap dying in the background:

Y/n: I have something to tell you.
Dream: Oh no what is it?
Y/n: I feel bad not telling you sooner
Dream: It's ok I'll understand
Y/n: This could ruin our relationship
Dream: Y/N! Tell me please!
Y/n: I'm blind
Dream: Ok I know that, what's the confession?
Y/n: I'm blind
Dream: Y/n I- wait

At a restaurant:
Sapnap, the waiter: Dream?! I haven't seen you I forever. Who's this fine lady you've brought with you?
Dream: My blind date
Sapnap: So you've never met before?
Y/n: Yep I've never seen him in my life

Um I'll post an actually chapter... whenever I get to it. Oh well take care guys, I love you and I care for you. I'm so incredibly proud, and I hope you have a FAnTasTiC dAy!
-Athrii

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