Percy is not having the grand time of his dreams like Hecate mentioned. She pops in and out of his and the gang's brains at strange times and tells them weird things. What a weird goddess. If she reads his mind too, he will blow his brains out with a celestial bronze machine gun. She doesn't need to see his past memories of cringe and being naively densely stupid. (which was the cringe, his brain remembers it all well.)
But he was a kid who had saved the world, saving his friends and saving his family on his plate at the time. Who can blame him if he let his own emotional turmoils, teenage hormones, teenage emotions, and a bunch of other mental, teenager-y shenanigans take a back seat? (bottling up sh*t is not phenomenal for life but Percy is Percy, and he does it the Percy way.)
And also, Harry Potter is the stereotypical kid hero that went through a big war with supernatural sh*t and is now a celebrity. (Percy can relate, he's just not on newspapers or have Yandere fangirls who hex other people to an excessive amount)
Hazel is having the time of her life with magic. (the girl is gonna take someone's eye out, no joke.)
Jason is starting a Fanclub/cult of Quidditch lovers who also like shiny American blonde boys. (Percy is gonna join, just for the heck(Cate) of it.)
Piper is starting a Fanclub/cult of... (Percy doesn't know very well, but he is scared.) people. (they are plotting something, it's big, Percy can see how Piper gets along with Leo the Troller of other people.)
Nico is the dense one and excels at potions(Percy is convinced that Nico is creating a black market for homemade drugs, and Percy is definitely joining.) Sally would have his head on a spike, but he enjoys the good times while they last.
And turns out what, D.A.D.A class doesn't have a suitable teacher for the War-torn children so now the equally War-torn semi-god teenagers have to step in. And Percy was the unlucky guy for the job. (Percy doesn't know what he's doing, so he just lets the kids chill and give whoever needs it Therapy of his best ability but combat training is there too.)
And not to anyone's surprise( and everyone's surprise) Percy is starting to become the school therapist for all War traumatized children/teenagers. (Mr. Potty-head included, that kid is in serious denial of his mental issues) Percy has to drag that no-self-preservation guy by the collar every time the kid is gonna do something deeply regretful out of bottled-up emotional problems. Like, dammit, let Percy help, is this what the school counselor feels like every time they are dealing with Percy?! Therapists, Therapist friends, parents, and whoever specializes in taking care of people with emotional needs has earned Percy's respect.
How did this intricate system of emotional support begin, it all started with Mr, Potty-head.
Percy was minding his own business. Not really, he did chat with the Giant Squid in the lake. The Squid tried to give him a Tentacle reading(he was sure it was supposed to be a Palm-reading) and Percy promptly went "Bye!". Hecate had also given him a full-blown lecture and yelled at him so his brain hurts.
And when Percy was inner-monologuing about how terrible everything was; Percy had gotten tripped by a magic carpet and got his elbow scraped. A lot of simps and staring people stared at him and he answered with Finger-guns. (he still regrets doing everything that he did, the cringe is replaying in his head.)
He and because of that was late to D.A.D.A class and he felt self-conscious as everyone's attention turned to him. (was it his new hairstreaks? He thought he looked quite nice.)
The other four laughed at him as they were seated together at one desk. Hazel was playing with the ring of birds around her head, Nico was delighted, Piper was playing with another charm, and Jason gave him a wink. But Jason didn't just give him a wink, Jason gave Percy a wink and pointed him to the front of the classroom.
Percy went to the front of the classroom, begrudgingly.
A hand was raised, he pointed to it.
"Appointed as whom for the professor?" the voice cried, oh, right. Hermione G. The messenger of Hermes- not.
"I was appointed- not," Percy replied, the class became a horde of defiance and complained quite immediately to affect. Somehow the class teamed together and elected a Guy named Harry Potter to do it instead. Percy would love for Harry to do it. So he let Harry take the responsibility-not,
Percy chose for Harry not to do it out of spite, and impulsivity.
"Harry is great, but does he know how to kill monsters? Ok, therefore I will teach you d- magicky folks how to slay beasts." Percy held himself in time, he almost said demigods. He was too used to being the sword instructor for camp.
"But Harry knows how to use a sword!" the class cried, and other similar protests were protested. Percy doesn't give a sh*t, Harry is gonna sit down.
"Yes, but I already know how to use one too. " he said dryly, no salty stans and simps were gonna ruin his already bad mood. And at that moment Percy Pulled out riptide the pen and grinned. His gang was watching, Nico wasn't sleeping.
"This is a pen." A cry of comedic outrage was heard from the crowd. He thought he heard someone cry "Bloody-Hell". His smile was all teeth as he pulled off the cap and revealed the sword. "Bloody- Hell" somehow was still heard yet again through the shocked voices of people.
"And this is my sword, and also my favorite child." he praises, as he recaps the cap of the pen and throws the thing out the classroom window. He clasps his hands together in glee as his brain formulates a plan.
"We are going to do hand-to-hand combat today. Call me Percy." And he makes eye contact with Harry for the first time.
(also, this chapter is unedited. Give honest criticism.) Hello, my eggrolls. Sorry that this fic just kinda stopped I got lazy and forgot about this fic. Also, this fic would not have a coherent over-arching plotline so... expect no revived Gaia and Voldemort becoming besties. It would have just little experiences of the gang's experience in Hogwarts and jumps around in the non-existent timeline. Thank you for reading, please Vote, and Follow me if you like. And please comment, they are my soul's substance. Thank you very much, and you guys are the best! <3
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