South Park: Kenny McCormick x reader

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As usual, aged up to 17/18!!

Living in South Park for only 8 months meant that I had been able to make friends, but not really get to know them properly yet. My main go-to's were Wendy, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle, although because I hung out with the boys, I was gradually becoming accustomed to being around Eric Cartman and a couple other of the boys that everyone has been around since they were kids. 

The cold spring was over and I was walking to my final class after a free period, trying to figure out how I have survived the heat sat in a classroom all day. I tend to arrive to classes after free's a little early so I can settle in and mentally prepare myself for dealing with everyone's personalities. 

I let out a sigh as I slouched in my chair, tipping my head back and staring up at the ceiling. My moments of peace were interrupted when the obnoxious voice of Eric Cartman entered the room. 

"Oh look, (Y/n)'s here..." H snickered as he dumped his bag at his usual desk, leaning against the side of his desk. "In a position Kenny's quite familiar with." I quickly sat up and glared at Eric, his friends taking their seats. Eric laughed, flipping me off. I turned to Kenny, who's desk was just behind mine.

"Your friend's a prick." Kenny nodded and as he tried his best to maintain eye contact, swallowing thickly, it finally clocked into my head that he wasn't wearing his signature orange parka. His cheeks and nose were littered in freckles, and his blond hair was fluffier than usual. 

"(Y/n), might want to turn around." I glanced over to Stan as he chuckled, nodding back over to Kenny as the blond immediately slouched in his seat and stared out of the window. I pulled a face, wondering why. "He's trying so hard not to look at your tits." I slowly looked back to Kenny, who - for once - was simply in a white t-shirt and blue ripped jeans. I was sat in a pair of shorts and a fitted tank-top. 

"Kenny's what?" Kyle asked with a laugh, dropping into the seat beside Kenny and next to the window. "Got a crush, Ken?" He teased, and I saw the blond's face tint a little. Wendy  walked into the room with Heidi, Bebe following close behind. "Hey! Hey, Wendy! Kenny's got a crush on your friend over here!" The boys continued to harass Kenny. Wendy rolled her eyes and shook her head, settling into the seat in front of me and turning to face us all. 

"(Y/n) would never go for Kenny." The teenager in question stared at Wendy curiously. 

"I never said I'd go for her." Kenny's arms were crossed over his chest as he smirked, chuckling at Wendy's words. "She's fucking hot, and she's my friend, so I was trying not to fucking look at her tits." I rolled my eyes and turned back to look at Wendy, sending her a forceful glare, silently telling her to shut up. "I'm more of an ass guy, anyway."

"Listen, pervert-"

"Pervert? I was trying to be nice, you fucking bitch!" Kenny laughed, Wending immediately looked to Stan, her adoring on and off boyfriend. 

"Stan!" The boy just shrugged, looking to Kenny, laughing quietly.

"Come on, man, leave them alone."

"Yeah, Stan's mom has better tits." Cartman laughed and I sighed, slouching in my seat and tapping my fingers on the table as the boys continued to bully each other. 

"(Y/n), you can move seats if they're bothering you." Bebe stated and I nodded, sitting up and grabbing my bag from under the desk. "There should be an empty seat at the back somewhere." I nodded, standing up and moving to walk to the back of the room, only to notice Kenny staring down at his desk. 

"Trying not to stare at her ass, poor boy?" Kenny glared at Eric as Kyle looked to me for a reaction. I forced a smile, scoffing, and with that smile I spoke.

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