Flamingo'd: Filthy Frankx Reader

Chapter Zero A Day in the Life

Realm 7.05

1200 ch

Bat Squirrel Caves

            Your eyes opened slowly, nothing but darkness surrounded you.

This of course, was not a surprise, living in a cave and all. You weren't butthurt about it. You had lived in these caves for almost as long as you could remember. And it wasn't that bad, it was sort of like an underground house, you had your own room, a huge ass library, and of course the caverns where the bat-squirrels slept in the daytime. One of them you had even made your pet, Lucaz. You lit your oil lamp, one of your few sources of light and walked to your food cabinet, and ate rat jerky with a couple chromosomes. You walked into your grand library and continued reading on the history of your father's people, the Lycra-people. You couldn't remember anything about your father, he had died a little after you were born. But now you were learning quite a bit about how these creatures had came to existence. Apparently they had once been human, just like Mom, and then transformed into the humanoid beings they were after being infected by a powerful being's "Chromosomes". However the powerful being's name was torn out of all the books you had read, you did not know how Mom had managed that.

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            Another day had passed, you could tell the sun was setting because the Bat-squirrels were getting restless, annoying fucks. You bookmarked your book and made your way to the caverns to watch them fly. Thousands, maybe tens of thousands of them all bunched up together, you always thought if you could see them right side up, they'd look like really sassy dancers. But now they were awake, some of them flying around, others wondering what the hell your oil lamp was, even though you had been down here with the oil lamp almost every night for over a fucking decade. But then Lucaz flew down, and you could tell it was him by the white spot on his head. He began to hang from your hand and started nuzzling your thumb. Bat-squirrels were probably just bats, but the only squirrel thing about them was their face, looking like a squirrel, instead of the creepy-ass sonar absorbing faces that other bats tended to have.

                    You started following the group as they flew through the caverns to the exit, a hole in the roof of the caves that was about 3 feet wide, and fifty feet from the ground. You had always wanted to climb out of the caves and explore the world, just like the bat squirrels. But of course, there was no way you could, you weren't a goddamn rock climbing spelunker or whatever the fuck those people are called, but you were trying to learn some sort of Lycra magic bullshit your father might've known. But you weren't that sure a Lycra-human hybrid could even learn magic.

                I mean, for gods sake, Lycra didn't even cover your whole body! You just had light blue Lycra skin that covered the top have of your body and thankfully your boobs, and your head Lycra could be pulled back like a flesh hood revealing your h/l h/c hair. Only when it got cold did the Lycra skin grow over your whole body.

 Looking over all of this your life was pretty fucked up, but then you saw the moon through the cave hole, and your thoughts about every life decision you've ever made halted. You began to feel drowsy, so you were probably just going to go back to your room and vigorously jack off to some comic of a guy slamming into another guy or something, I don't know, I don't control your fucking life, but I do in this story, so roll with it.